Please Do not hit each other with the dildos - Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant Download

Inspired by a sign I saw in an adult store once.

Is this an issue in your house? Want to see just how many people actually read the art on your wall? Makes a great housewarming gift, or just to say how funny you are.

Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x7 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame with a matte, or a 5x7 frame.

This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness.

I can make this for you if you are intimidated, short of time or just lazy. Send me a message and I can quote you a price and time frame.

THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.

If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well.

Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.