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Happy Birthday Douchebag, Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card, Dirty Birthday, Birthday Humor

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Price:$6.50

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Have a raunchy friend who you need to wish a Happy Birthday to? This is the great card for them!

Happy Birthday Douchebag is printed in a funky font on the front of white card stock. There are two versions of the card, cards come in Green or Purple, please choose which one you want when you're ordering.

Purple - Happy is printed in Light Purple, Birthday is printed in Grape & Douchebag is printed below Happy Birthday in black script.

Green - Happy is printed in Dark Teal, Birthday is printed in Light Teal & Douchebag is printed below Happy Birthday in sky blue script.

Green comes with a matching teal envelope and the purple comes with a matching purple envelope.

Card measures 4.25"w x 5.5"h, card is blank inside.

This is the perfect inappropriate Birthday Card for that friend you love but love to call names.

  • Order today to get by Oct 20-27
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.50
  • Ships from: Fresh Meadows, NY

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Leah
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