I do not spew Profanities I enunciate them like a lady Custom Mug Funny Mug Birthday Gift Sassy Hostess Gift Friend Present Sarcastic Mug

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  • Materials: Ceramic, Porcelain
  • Dimensions: Capacity: 16 Fluid ounces
  • Gift wrapping: Gift wrapping by greagorgeousguerilla

    Your mug will be boxed with a bow and a separate gift card.

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“Absolutely amazing the seller was so patient and friendly I got my item way before I needed it and I only had like a week to get it and they made sure I got the item they made sure everything was perfect I will definitely be shopping again. Emile Hirsch the actor from into the wild, The girl next door, Alpha dog and many more loved the cup.”

Julie

Aug 27, 2026

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  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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May include: White ceramic mug with black handwritten text: "I do Not spew profanities I enunciate them like a FUCKING lady."

"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them like a f*!@king lady." mug

This mug is the best option for a hard day. The sentiment keeps you smiling while the gold leaf on your profanity of choice will also make your day brighter. An amazing gift for the well dressed, loud-mouthed woman in your life. Sure to make her smile.
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This listing is for a one mug with black typography reading "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them like a f*!@king lady" Back side is blank. The word is not obscured on the mug itself so you may want to think twice before bringing it to work.

Mug is coated in a clear food-safe coating that can go in your dishwasher. But I recommend hand washing to keep it pristine longer. This mug will wear with age but still makes a great gift. If you want a mug that will last and last check out one of the hand glazed options.

This mug is designed so that the writing faces out when drinking with your right hand. If you would like it facing in or are left handed and would like it on the opposite side, please make a note to seller when purchasing.

This can be made on a variety of different colors. Style may be different from that shown, depending on availability.

Sending this as a gift?? I'd be happy to add a notecard at no additional cost, just add the details in the "note to seller" section!

  • Materials
    Ceramic, porcelain
  • Capacity
    16 Fluid ounces
  • Gift wrapping

    Available

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    Gift wrapping by greagorgeousguerilla

    Your mug will be boxed with a bow and a separate gift card.

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    Nov 4-12
  • Ships from
    Sedro Woolley, WA
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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