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Funny Pet ID Tag: "Call My People Before They Freak Out"

Name: Funny Pet ID Tag: "Call My People Before They Freak Out"
Brand: dogIDs
SKU: 262808253
Price: 17.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.2 (9 reviews)

Price:$17.00

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Designed by dogIDs
Materials: Broadcloth, stainless steel

Product Highlights:
Bone Shape or Military Tag Style
3 Fun and Silly Sayings to Choose From
Eye-Catching Graphic Unique to dogIDs
Laser Engraved Personalization
13 Attractive Font Options
Stainless Steel or Brass

A Tag That Gets Straight To The Point

Let’s be honest, when our fur babies get lost we can’t help but freak out. This fun and silly Call My People Pet ID Tag from dogIDs says exactly what we are all thinking.

Our three design options fit all kinds of pet families. Choose from “Call My Mom”, “Call My Dad”, or “Call My People”. The options do not stop there! These high-quality, durable ID tags come in stainless steel or brass and either a bone shaped tag or a military tag. With all these options, you’ll be sure to find the tag that speaks to you and your four-legged friend.

Bring Them Home

Though we love how humorous this tag can be, it has a purpose that we take very seriously. The most important part of having identification on your dog is the information. On the back side of this tag, you can add up to 3 lines of personalization. Let us know your dog’s name, care instructions, or any other details you feel are important. Don’t forget the number someone should call to reach you at so you don’t freak out!

3 Fun Sayings:
Call My Mom Before She Freaks Out
Call My Dad Before He Freaks Out
Call My People Before They Freak Out

Available Styles:
Bone Shaped Tag – 1 ½ x 1 in
Military Tag (Small) – 1 ½ x 7/8 in
Military Tag (Large) – 2 x 1 1/8 in

SHOPPERS IN CALIFORNIA, PLEASE NOTE:

This product contains brass.

Under State of California Proposition 65, improper disposal of this product is speculated to cause health issues such as cancer, birth defects and other reproductive issues.

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