How long will my order take to get to me?

All orders ship out from our Buffalo, NY studio within 1-3 business days from the day they are placed. After that, depending on the selected shipping method you can expect them at your door after another 3-5 business days (for domestic orders) and 1-6 weeks (for International orders.) Rest assured, we know that cards are often a time sensitive animal and we’ll work to get them to you as fast as possible every time.

What if I need my order faster?

We totally get it, sometimes last-minute is a way of life. If you need your order expedited, then all you have to do is add rush shipping to your order. You should see this option listed at checkout when you select your preferred shipping method. Please keep in mind that our 1-3 business day processing time still applies to orders with rush shipping added. We always want to help, but we process orders in the sequence they are received, and it’s not fair to jump anyone to the head of the line.

Do you have shipping guarantees for the holidays?

Good question! We’re so glad you’re thinking proactively. For most major holidays we have a shipping cut-off date. Cut-off dates are usually in the shop announcement, or home page. We guarantee on-time delivery only if you order by our cut-off dates. If you order later we will do our best to get it to you, but no pinky promises! If you’re not sure wether your order can get to you in time, get in touch and we’ll personally walk you through your options.

Where & how are your products manufactured?

All of our cards are offset printed using 100% vegetable inks in Point Richmond, CA, USA. Our notepads are printed on recycled paper in New Mexico, and our pencils are painted, assembled and foil-stamped in Bishop, CA. All of our products are designed by us in Buffalo, NY.

Do you offer wholesale?

That's a hearty yes. We love working with indie retailers. Please visit the link below to get the ball rolling! https://thewittygrittypaperco.com/wholesale/

Can you customize a card for me?

Although we would love to create the perfect card for everyone’s specific needs, our cards are printed carefully in large batches, and therefore it’s not possible to change a design (even a little bit) to sell just once.

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Funny congratulations card, funny congrats card, funny wedding card, funny engagement card, funny new job card

Name: Funny congratulations card, funny congrats card, funny wedding card, funny engagement card, funny new job card
Brand: WittyGrittyPaperCo
SKU: 277281344
Price: 4.50 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (15 reviews)

Price:$4.50

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Designed by WittyGrittyPaperCo
Materials: 130lb Cardstock, Vegetable Inks

Your first step up their new porch, your eyes landing squarely on their shiny, red front door. Your phone vibrates on the table, suddenly glowing with the news, they got the job! They get their own office with a view now. You can picture a tiny, wet puppy nose and spindly wagging tail that await you when you meet their new fur baby for the first time. You’re there, in each beautiful moment, with a special orange envelope in hand just for them.

- A2 Size
- Comes With a Coordinating Envelope
- Ships Out in 1-3 Business Days
- 79 Cent Shipping

💌 Some Extra Things To Note:
Recycled Paper
Eco-Friendly Inks
Made In The U.S.A.
Carbon Offset Shipping
Rush Shipping Available At Checkout

⌛️Short on time? Let us mail your card for you! Visit this link for the details: https://www.etsy.com/listing/676135023

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Thank you very much for looking, you're a gem! 💛

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5.0

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Well packaged Fast shipping

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Emma Aug 19, 2021

EXACTLY LIKE PHOTO! Great quality. Wrapped very well for shipping. Arrived safe with corners perfectly sharp.

Emma Aug 19, 2021

5 This item

Blue Sep 19, 2020

A congratulations card for the modern age! Great quality and cute message.

Blue Sep 19, 2020

5 This item

Nicole Mar 27, 2018

This cute and funny card arrived quickly and with adorable packaging. I loved that there was a pre-postage stamped option.

Nicole Mar 27, 2018

4 This item

Elisa May 30, 2017

Awesome card! Perfect to send to my friend who just got a new job!

Elisa May 30, 2017

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