Brain Fog Sweatshirt | Funny Flare Day Crewneck | Humor Sweater for Chronic Illness POTS, CFS, Dysautonomia Spoonie | Chronic Fatigue Gift

When the brain is buffering- this sweatshirt gets it. “System Offline. Please try again later.” sits beneath a hand-drawn brain with squiggly lines, symbolizing brain fog and neurological fatigue. Perfect for spoonies living with chronic fatigue, dysautonomia, or simply needing a wearable out-of-office sign.

Prefer this design on a trendy Comfort Colors t-shirt instead? See the listing here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4296587381/brain-fog-shirt-comfort-colors-chronic

🌸 Why You'll Love It:
✔ Cozy & Durable: Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend for warmth and comfort (50% cotton, 50% polyester).
✔ Classic Fit & Soft Feel: Crew neckline, relaxed fit, and gray, pearlized tear-away label for a non-itchy experience.
✔ Woman-Owned & Chronic Illness-Led: Created by a fellow spoonie and nurse practitioner, this shop is proudly woman-owned.
✔ Ethical & Sustainable: Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes to minimize environmental impact.

✨ Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach or dry clean
Iron inside out on medium heat if needed

🌍 Sustainability Matters:
Manufactured by Gildan, a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring responsible production. This sweatshirt is printed to order to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion practices.

💫 Wear it with pride, spark conversations, and help shine a light—because awareness matters!

📌 Please Note:
Colors in mock-up images and color charts are for general reference. Actual garment colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings and the natural variations in fabric dyeing.
All Gildan sweatshirts are unisex sizing. Please refer to the size chart and measure carefully before ordering. Per manufacturer specifications, sizing can vary up to 1.5 inches in either direction.
Questions? Please reach out—I'm happy to help! 💜


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

🚨---***FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS***---🚨
👕 SIZING & CARE
What sizes do you offer?
All apparel sizing is unisex unless noted. A size chart is generally included in the listing photos- please refer to it & measure before ordering to ensure the best fit, since unisex can fit a bit differently (generally, more boxier). There is also a fit guide in most photos. For an oversized look, size up 1–3 sizes. When between sizes, we recommend sizing up. If you need help deciding on size, please message us before ordering.

How should I care for my item?
-Wash apparel inside out, cold water, mild detergent
-Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry
-Do not iron directly on the design
-Tote bags: Spot clean only
-Mugs: Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)
-Phone cases: Clean with mild soap and microfiber cloth

🛍 CUSTOM & BULK ORDERS
Do you accept custom or personalized orders?
Yes! Many of our items can be personalized with a name, phrase, or custom request. Just message us before ordering, and we'll be happy to help create something meaningful for you.

Can I place a bulk order?
Absolutely. If you're ordering for a group, team, or event, send us a message with details (quantity, sizing, design needs) and we'll provide a custom quote and timeline.

I want an item in a different color or type than it is currently listed in (ex. I want a design from a tshirt on this pouch instead OR I want a design on a blue shirt but don't see it listed as an option at checkout), is this possible?
Absolutely! Please send us a message, and we are happy to make these adjustments at no extra charge!

📦 PROCESSING, SHIPPING & DELIVERY
How long will my order take to ship?
All items are made to order and typically ship within 1-5 business days. Delivery times vary by location but generally take 2-6 business days within the U.S. Times are estimations and NOT guarantees, as after your package is handed off, we cannot control the delivery process.

I NEED my order by a "X" date, can you make this happen? Etsy says it will be here by "X" date, is this a guarantee?
Most items typically ship within 1-5 business days (unless otherwise noted in the listing), and delivery usually takes another 3-6 business days within the U.S. While we can't guarantee delivery by a specific date (since carrier timelines are outside of our control), we will do everything in our power to get the item to you as quickly as possible and will reach out to you with any urgent status updates. You are always welcome to message us BEFORE placing your order to get a better idea of current processing/shipping timelines for the specific item you are considering ordering. There can be some confusion as Etsy automatically shows customers an estimated delivery window based on the past 90 days of delivery averages for our shop, which are typically very quick. However, we don't control what Etsy displays, and their estimate doesn't always reflect the full timeline we provide. Luckily, if your item arrives after the estimated delivery window Etsy showed you at checkout or on your receipt, you may qualify for a full refund through Etsy's Purchase Protection Program. We are happy to help walk you through the steps if needed!

Do you offer rush shipping?
Unfortunately, we are unable to offer expedited or rush shipping at this time. If you have questions about whether your product will arrive in time, please send a private message BEFORE placing an order.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We ship worldwide. Shipping times vary (usually 10-30 business days), and international customers are responsible for any customs, VAT, or duty fees upon delivery.

📬 TRACKING & DELIVERY ISSUES
Where can I track my order?
Once shipped, tracking info will appear in your Etsy account under Purchases & Reviews. Please allow up to 48 hours for tracking to update.

What if my item arrives damaged or incorrect?
If for some reason your item is damaged, incorrect, or there is another issue, contact us within 48 hours with photos, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund. The best part about ordering on Etsy is that you have a direct line of communication with a real human (me!) who cares deeply about your overall experience and will do everything in my power to make any issues right, and quickly. You are also backed by Etsy's Purchase Protection Program, which we can help walk you through should any issues warrant it.


🔁 RETURNS, EXCHANGES & CANCELLATIONS
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Returns and exchanges are accepted on non-customized items within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unwashed. Buyer is responsible for return shipping. Initial shipping costs are non-refundable. Refunds will not be processed until the item is received.

What is your policy on customized items?
Custom items are non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective. Please double-check spelling and sizing before ordering! A proof will be sent prior to printing with a 24 hour window to make any corrections. After printing is started, no changes can be made.

Can I cancel my order?
You may request a cancellation within 2 hours of purchase. After that, your item is likely already in production.

🧧 COUPON CODES & DISCOUNTS
Unfortunately, Etsy does not allow coupon codes to be combined.

Current coupon codes:
-Free shipping on orders >$59 with code: MOREISMAGICAL