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Guinness Shirt - Stout by Choice Sober by Court Order Funny Tee

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Guinness Shirt – “Stout by Choice, Sober by Court Order” Funny Tee
Stout by choice… sober by court order.
This dark-humor masterpiece captures the ultimate beer loyalty confession — proudly choosing Guinness every time, while acknowledging life’s occasional legal plot twists. Bold, cheeky, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever raised a pint (or had to explain one to a judge).
Perfect for pub nights, casual wear, gift-giving, or as the ultimate funny present for Guinness loyalists, beer enthusiasts, dads, uncles, pub trivia kings, Irish heritage fans, or anyone who appreciates dry wit with a side of trouble.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt:
Soft, breathable unisex fit – comfortable for long nights at the pub or short ones in court
High-quality print that survives stout spills, bar fights (verbal ones), and endless washes
Perfect beer-humor gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Christmas, groomsmen gifts, or just because

Details:
Material: 100% soft cotton (or cotton blend for heather colors)
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit – women can size down for a more fitted look
Sizes: S–3XL (see size chart in photos for best fit)
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low – design stays vibrant

Stout by choice. The court order part? That’s just character development. Wear it proud. 🍺⚖️ Order today.

Celebrate your unique style with this vibrant Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, perfect for casual outings and relaxed gatherings. The eye-catching "GUINNESS" print adds a playful vibe, making it a conversation starter at parties or laid-back get-togethers. Ideal for anyone who loves expressing their individuality, this tee suits young adults and trendsetters alike. Great for summer festivals, birthday celebrations, or just enjoying a sunny day in the park. Add a splash of color to your wardrobe with this easy-going and fashionable piece!

Product features
- Durable side seams provide structural support.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Vibrant, detailed printing techniques ensure a smooth finish.
- Soft, breathable Airlume cotton fabric perfect for layering.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

  • Order today to get by Jun 6-10
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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LiberTeezStudio ·

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