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  • A dark blue spiral-bound notebook with "touch base with these hands" in white text, next to a white pencil, a cup of coffee, and green fern leaves.
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  • A light yellow spiral-bound notebook with "touch base with these hands" in black text, next to a white pencil and pink flowers on a pink background.
  • Six spiral-bound notebooks in sage, ice blue, butter, cream, soft pink, and lavender, each with "touch base with these hands" in black text, arranged in two rows.
  • Six spiral-bound notebooks in dark teal, forest, deep pink, plum, black, and gray, each with "touch base with these hands" in white text, arranged in two rows.
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Touch Base With These Hands Spiral Notebook, Corporate Humor Notepad, Snarky Notebook

KerrysPrintShop  
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A black spiral-bound notebook with "touch base with these hands" in white text, surrounded by green plants, with a blue and orange "12 color options" starburst.

PSA: Not every email thread needs your involvement. Not every meeting needs your presence. And not every drama needs your commentary. Enter: this beautifully blunt corporate humor notebook for anyone who's tired of being CC’d, looped in, or roped into chaos they didn’t ask for. Ideal for scribbling notes you’ll never reference, crafting passive-aggressive responses you won’t send, or journaling your descent into corporate madness.

This is peak millennial burnout energy in notebook form. Makes a hilarious gift for your work bestie, your favorite overachiever on the edge, or honestly, yourself. You don’t need inbox zero—you need this notebook.

PRODUCT DETAILS
- Material: 100% paper
- Paper weights: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
- One size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
- 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
- 12 muted front colors to choose from
- Dark grey back cover
- Metal spiral binding

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES
- This notebook is made to order just for you. For this reason, we don't accept returns or exchanges. If you have any questions, please message us for clarification.
- In the event you experience any issues with your order, please contact us right away and we'll do our best to make it right.
- For cancellations, please contact us within 24 hours of your order.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

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