• May include: A cross-stitch design on a light blue background. The text reads "White wakes me up, Blue calms me down, Orange keeps the demons from dancing all around." The design includes orange, white, and blue pill-shaped accents.
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  • May include: A cross-stitch design on a light blue background. The text reads "White wakes me up, Blue calms me down, Orange keeps the demons from dancing all around." The design includes orange, white, and blue pill-shaped accents.
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  • May include: A green and white graphic with the text "SHIPPING FAQ". The text describes shipping policies, delivery guarantees, and hand-painted canvas processing times. Includes a website and Instagram handle.
  • May include: A graphic with the text "SHOP POLICIES" in large black letters on a lime green background. The text details return and exchange policies, and lost or damaged item procedures. Contact information is provided.
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funny needlepoint pillow with sayings, reno 911, handpainted needlepoint canvas sayings, needlepoint gifts

NeedlepointAfterDark  
5 out of 5 stars

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  • Materials: zweigart, canvas, needlepoint canvas, hand painted canvas, stitch painted canvas, acrylic paint, cotton canvas, 18 mesh
  • Made to order
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“Chart quality was great and easy to follow. I had so much fun stitching it poolside in Palm Springs, it was the perfect project! Can’t wait to turn it into an ornament.”

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May include: A cross-stitch design on a light blue background. The text reads "White wakes me up, Blue calms me down, Orange keeps the demons from dancing all around." The design includes orange, white, and blue pill-shaped accents.

Finally—a needlepoint canvas that captures your entire mental health regimen in one tidy little quote. This hand-painted 18 mesh canvas features the iconic line from Reno 911:
“White wakes me up, blue calms me down, orange keeps the demons from dancing all around.”
Finished off with a border of brightly colored pills (prescribed, of course), this cheeky design is perfect for stitchers with a dark sense of humor and a deep appreciation for early 2000s comedy. Frame it, hang it, gift it to your favorite overmedicated friend—no judgment here.

Included: 1 hand painted and stitch painted canvas, needle
Mesh size: 18
Design measurement: 5.5in x 9in
Canvas measurement: 9.5in x 13in
Edges: taped
Materials: Zweigart mono deluxe orange line canvas, acrylic paint

Canvases are painted to order so please double check the estimated ship time; typical turnaround is 2 weeks but may be longer during holidays.

Check me out on Instagram @needlepointafterdark

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    NeedlepointAfterDark
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    Supplies for making crafts
  • Materials
    zweigart, canvas, needlepoint canvas, hand painted canvas, stitch painted canvas, acrylic paint, cotton canvas, 18 mesh

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 12-19
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Smyrna, GA
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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NeedlepointAfterDark
Megan
NeedlepointAfterDark ·

Atlanta, Georgia

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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