Funny Cat Door Sign – “Cats Are Planning Their Escape” White Wood Sign

“Please Keep Door Closed – Cats Are Planning Their Escape” | Funny Cat Lover Wooden Sign | Pet Humor Home Decor | 7”x5.5”

🚪💨 Because your cats have plans… and you’re probably not invited.

Keep your little escape artists safe and give your guests a good chuckle with this charming wooden sign that’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt. Measuring a cozy 7” tall by 5.5” wide, this handcrafted cutie is painted a crisp white and adorned with bold black lettering that reads:
“Please keep door closed. Cats are planning their escape.”
(And yes, they absolutely are. Don’t let their innocent faces fool you.)

At the bottom, three mischievous cat silhouettes keep watch — a silent trio of fluff strategists, plotting their next jailbreak. To top it all off, a stylish black-and-white polka dot ribbon wraps around the front, tied in a darling bow for a touch of feline flair.

🖤 Available with your choice of:
• A coordinating ribbon hanger
• A sawtooth hanger
• Or no hanger at all — for those who like options (just like cats)

Each sign is sealed with a clear protective finish, making it easy to clean (because let’s be honest, cats shed and life happens) and durable enough to last through many years of plotting.

Perfect for:
• Cat parents with a sense of humor
• Pet-friendly households
• Housewarming gifts for fellow feline fanatics
• Deterring well-meaning guests from letting the door swing wide open to adventure (aka danger)

Add a little sass, a lot of charm, and a practical reminder to your space. Your cats will thank you. (Okay, they won’t. But you’ll know.)