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Sober Job Candle, Funny Work Gift, Coworker Appreciation Candle, Snarky Work Candle, Sarcastic Gift for Office, Gag Gift for Colleague
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🔥 For the Real MVPs of the Workplace
Let’s be honest—you deserve a raise. But until that happens, this candle will do. The "I really don’t think you get enough credit for doing your job sober" candle is the perfect mix of sarcastic appreciation and adult-level honesty. Whether you're gifting it to your overworked coworker, underpaid boss, or chaotic desk mate, it’s funny, functional, and actually smells amazing.
Made with a natural soy wax, this candle is hand-poured, clean-burning, and available in 8 signature scents that turn this punchline into a power move.
🕯️ Scent Options
- Vanilla Bean: rich vanilla with a side of tonka bean & whipped cocoa—sweet, smooth, and a little extra
• Comfort Spice: brown sugar, cinnamon, and pralines—like a hug in candle form (minus the awkward arm pat)
• Sea Breeze: citrus, lavender, and cedarwood—basically, your personal ocean breeze, minus the seagulls
• Honeysuckle: floral, bright, and just the right amount of fancy—honeysuckle, jasmine & a sandalwood finish
• Eucalyptus Lavender: eucalyptus and lavender with an earthy twist—because you deserve a spa day at home
• Fresh Balsam: balsam, eucalyptus, and fir—like a brisk walk in the woods without the bug spray
• Pink Grapefruit: zesty, tart, and a little sassy—like grapefruit, but without the bitter aftertaste
• Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: pumpkin, ginger & fall spices—because your candle should smell as good as your sweater looks
• Unscented: for when your presence is the only thing that needs to make a statement—no scent, just sass and flame
🧼 Product Specs
• Sizes:
– 4 oz (25–30 hour burn)
– 9 oz (40–60 hour burn)
– 13.75 oz (60–80 hour burn)
• Containers:
– 4 oz & 9 oz: Amber glass jar with black metal lid
– 13.75 oz: Clear open-top glass jar, no lid—because big vibes need room to breathe
• Wax: 100% natural soy wax
• Wick: Cotton, lead/zinc-free
• Hand-poured in small batches
• Clean burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils
• Vegan and cruelty-free
🎁 Perfect For:
• Confidence-boosting gifts
• Funny gifts for her, best friends, or coworkers
• Glow-up or self-love rituals
• Housewarming with a wink
• Empowerment home decor
💡 Candle Care
• First burn: let melt reach full edge to prevent tunneling
• Trim wick to ¼” before each use
• Don’t burn for more than 4 hours at a time
• Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface
📦 Shipping + Shop Policy
• Ships next business day
• Packaged in recyclable, gift-ready materials
• No returns or exchanges, but damaged items will be replaced
• Shipping to US ONLY
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Reviews for this item
Fun gifts and the candles are very nice.
Love it, good quality, fast shipping
Excellent product with exceptional packaging and timely shipping!
Exactly what I ordered! Great present for staff
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
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