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Escaping The Shit Show Funny Retirement Candle Coworker Leaving Gift, Office Farewell, Going Away Colleague New Chapter AH31

Name: Escaping The Shit Show Funny Retirement Candle Coworker Leaving Gift, Office Farewell, Going Away Colleague New Chapter AH31
Brand: paperwhitecandles
SKU: 4320110132
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

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Made by paperwhitecandles
Materials: Wax type: Coconut
Sustainable features: recycled glass, vegan. Items may include additional materials or use methods that aren't considered sustainable features on our site. Learn more
Volume: 7 fluid ounces

Celebrate a coworker’s next chapter with this funny “Smells Like the Calming Scent of Escaping the Shit Show” candle. A personalized farewell gift that’s perfect for coworkers, office besties, retirements, promotions, and new job celebrations.

PRODUCT DETAILS
4oz Small Jar
Dimensions: 2.25"wide x 2.75"tall
Burn time: Approximately 20 hours

9oz Standard Jar | 7oz Net Weight
Dimensions: 2.85” wide x 3.5” tall
Burn time: Approximately 30-40 hours
Handcrafted in the U.S.A

INGREDIENTS
Our candles are made in the Arts District of Los Angeles. We use a natural coconut wax blend, lead-free cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils infused with essential oils. They are 100% Vegan, Phthalate-Free, Toxin-Free, and Paraben-Free.

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SCENT DESCRIPTIONS

CHAMPAGNE TOAST
Enjoy the delightful aroma of sparkling berries, tangy citrus, and bubbly champagne, with hints of crisp apple, refreshing bergamot, and a touch of musk. Perfect for any occasion.

WARM & COZY
It combines orange spice notes, fir, and pine with an earthy smokiness base note. The idea is to sit next to the fireplace with a glass of mulled wine and enjoy the warm and cozy day.

WEDDING CAKE
It features rich vanilla beans, creamy buttercream, and warm cake. Raspberry, strawberry, and freesia add a fruity floral touch, while tonka and light musk keep it grounded.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR
A smooth and elegant blend of soft floral notes, it opens with refreshing ozone and is followed by jasmine, lily of the valley, and green leaves. A hint of wood and tonka bean adds warmth, creating a romantic and graceful aura.

ROSEMARY & SAGE
Cooling eucalyptus and pine notes uplift fresh green florals and rosemary, while earthy sage and cedar lend this fragrance oil an enticing woodsy base.

TEAKWOOD
Leads with spicy top notes of allspice blended with rich leather. Middle notes of tobacco leaf and clove blend into the woody, deep base of sandalwood, amber, and peppercorn. Bold, complex, and muscular.

OCEAN BREEZE
Crisp top notes of sea salt and ozone capture coastal air, while palm, light musk, and amber add depth and warmth. Refreshing and serene. Perfect for a coastal escape.

STRAWBERRY CAKE
Sweet notes of ripe strawberries blend with creamy Vanilla and rich buttercream, evoking the comforting scent of a freshly baked cake. Hints of sugar and a soft, cake-like base complete this deliciously nostalgic fragrance.

PUMPKIN SPICE
A warm blend of Pumpkin, allspice, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, ground cloves, and Vanilla. Substantial, warm, inviting fall in a jar—a best-scented candle for fall and the holiday season.

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CANDLE CARE
Always trim wicks to 1/4 inch before lighting.
The first time you light your candle, let it burn for 3-4 hours to allow the melted wax to reach the edge of the container and prevent your candle from tunneling.
Burn 3-4 hours maximum use on a stable.

SHIPPING & HANDLING:
Your order will ship within 3-5 business days. We use USPS Priority Mail, which includes delivery confirmation. It usually takes between 3-5 business days in the United States. If you are in RUSH, please get in touch with me. I will accommodate express and rush orders.

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4.8

(5 reviews)

4.8 Item quality

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Theresa Jun 8, 2026

Probably wouldn’t have wrote as much on the personalization because he needs a magnifying glass to read BUT it still brought plenty of laughs and it smells amazing !