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Inappropriate Girls Trip Shirt Sexual Humor Shirt Offensive T-Shirt Rude Dirty TShirts Dirty Gag Gift Naughty Shirts Women Embarrassing

Name: Inappropriate Girls Trip Shirt Sexual Humor Shirt Offensive T-Shirt Rude Dirty TShirts Dirty Gag Gift Naughty Shirts Women Embarrassing
Brand: shopharperjack
SKU: 4323319899
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (62 reviews)

shopharperjack

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Designed by shopharperjack
Materials: cotton, direct to garment printing, comfort colors, comfortcolors, comfort colors oversized tee, comfort colors tee, comfort colors shirt

This “Sitting Pretty On Your Dad’s Face” shirt is your official uniform for girls trips, bachelorette weekends, and terrorizing wholesome cafés before 10 a.m. It’s giving pin-up energy. It’s giving “I came for mimosas and chaos.” It’s giving emotional damage in script font.

With its cute retro beach babe graphic and absolutely devastating caption, this tee is the perfect dirty gag gift for that one friend who’s always a little too loud, a little too hot, and entirely too proud of it.

✨ Why It’s Iconic:
Soft cotton so you can be comfy while disrespecting someone’s dad
Available in colors that look sweet, but scream “I make men nervous”
Guaranteed to turn heads and ruin family vacations

🎯 Perfect For:
Girls trips with questionable itinerary choices
Embarrassing shirt exchanges with lifelong consequences
Hot girl walks with legal threats attached
Anyone whose love language is ruining group photos on purpose

• Q U I C K • F A C T S •
★ Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt
★ Medium fabric - all shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton
★ Wash and dry normally (on cool for best results)

• S I Z I N G •
★ Models are wearing size L-XL
★ Sizing is unisex so runs like men's, though not overly large
★ Most women find their typical size works best, since they are meant to fit a touch loose
★ Please see size guide in photos for more info
★ If you are looking for an oversized tee or baggy fit, it is recommended to go at 1-2 sizes over your normal size. Comfortcolors tees offers a roomy fit, however, to get the baggy clothes look, you will need to size up. Please see guide in photos for more info.

• S H I P P I N G • T I M E S •
★ Our items are individually made with love for each of our buyers. Because of this, our processing time is 2-5 business days (depending on order volume) plus transit time, but typically much faster. We know our customers want their items as quickly as possible!

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Product safety:

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Order today to get by Jun 29-Jul 6
Exchanges accepted within 30 days
Cost to ship: $5.00
Ships from: San Jose, CA

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