Price:$15.00
Toaster bath PVC patch with Velcro backing.
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“Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” PVC Patch – 3x3 Velcro
When morale’s at rock bottom and the wardroom coffee hits like JP-5, sometimes all that’s left is to smile through the chaos—and invite your favorite suicidal appliance to join you in the tub. This 3x3 PVC patch features an overly enthusiastic toaster, a deranged yet adorable goat (clearly a Chief), and enough volts to cancel your next GMT.
⚓ Key Features:
• High-quality 3x3” PVC construction—waterproof, shockproof, and emotionally unavailable
• Hook-and-loop Velcro backing, because we like our patches like our Chiefs: easily attachable and impossible to shake off
• Navy Chief goat rockin’ a proper USN combo cover, right before he becomes extra crispy
• Designed for E-1s to E-9s who know that “Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” isn’t a cry for help—it’s just Monday
• Perfect for flak jackets, flight bags, or your therapy binder
Warning: Do not attempt at home, underway, or during liberty. Seriously. Even the toaster’s nervous.
Get yours before NAVOSH sees it.
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Cost to ship: $5.97
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Ships from: Port Hueneme, CA
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Reviews for this item
PVC details and colors are exactly as pictured, quality velcro, and great art for a military humorists.
Awesome design and great quality!
Response from Ryan
Thanks so much, Brandie! Pumped to hear you’re loving the design and quality. That little toaster’s out here living its best chaotic life—glad it found a good home! ⚓️🔥😊
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