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Funny Cow Bullshit Shirt,Snarky Highland Cow Shirt, Sarcastic Cow Shirt,Cow Lover Shirt, Trendy Womens Shirt,Adult Humor Shirt,Gift for Her

Elizabeth

By Elizabeth

MagicPrintingStore ·

Texas, United States

Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 30-Oct 5 if you order today
Sep 30-Oct 5

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  • Materials: cotton, polyester

Bring the sass and laughs with our Funny Cow Bullshit Shirt – a snarky must-have for anyone who’s had enough nonsense for the day! Featuring a cheeky Highland cow graphic and bold sarcasm, this sarcastic cow shirt is perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and love for bovine humor. Whether you're a proud cow lover, looking for a hilarious gift for her, or just want a trendy women’s shirt that says it like it is, this adult humor shirt delivers moo-ds and attitude in all the right ways. 🐮💩😎💬
⚡We choose one of these brands according to stock status;
⚡Bella Canvas, Gildan Soft Style, Next Level, and outswear.
⚡All shirts are soft style, If you want a specific brand, please tell us.

• Cotton/Poly Material - Super soft!

|| HOW TO ORDER? ||

It's easy to place an order! Please check the theme, color, and size of all images in this listing.

- From the drop-down menus, choose the shirt's size and color.
- For personalization, fill in the blank box with your design color. Please look at the photos in this listing to see what colors are available.
(Example: Design Color White)
- Select the quantity
- Add to cart
- Proceed to checkout
*Please ask for sizes and colors that are not available on our size charts.

***********Youth hoodies and Sweatshirts do not have DRAWSTRINGS for safety reasons.*********

PRODUCT
⚡ Brands: Bella+Canvas, Gildan Softstyle, Gildan Heavy Cotton.
⚡ All shirts are soft and high-quality. If you prefer a specific brand, just let us know!

🔹 Material: Super soft Cotton/Poly blend.

📌 Important: If your chosen brand is out of stock, we’ll send a shirt of the same quality and feel to avoid delays.

Bella+Canvas
• 🧵 Solid Colors: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton.
• 🎨 Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
• 🇺🇸 Brand: American – Made in Los Angeles, USA (assembled in the USA or Central America).

Gildan Softstyle (64000)
• 🧵 Solid Colors: 100% combed cotton.
• 🎨 Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.
• 🇺🇸 Brand: American – Made in Honduras, Nicaragua, and Haiti.

Gildan Heavy Cotton
• 🧵 Solid Colors: 100% cotton.
• 🎨 Heather/Sport Grey: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• 🇺🇸 Brand: American – Made in Central America and the Caribbean.
Key Features:

- Direct-to-Film
(DTF) transfers are full-color heat-applied transfers for light and dark garments.
- Retail fit
- Shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
- Fitted at bicep
- Tear-away label
- Unisex, youth, toddler, baby sizing

Unless otherwise specified, colors for designs other than black and white are prepared as seen in the list.

|| HOW TO WASH ? ||

- Please turn the tee inside out before washing
- Warm machine wash in gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron over the foil

|| SHIPPING ||

- We will always do and try our best to ship your desired item as soon as we can. We will print and your shirt on the same day you have ordered.
We use Fast USPS Shipping with Tracking (the U.S.A and International).

- We cannot be held responsible for any lost, damaged, or delayed packages once they leave our shop.

- If an item shows delivered we are not responsible to ship another item. PLEASE check with your local post office for further information.

|| INTERNATIONAL ||

You are responsible for any and all customs charges that you may incur for your order.

We are not responsible for these taxes and do not implement them.

They are also NOT included in the shipping cost.

You must check with your customs office for fees, tax, and delay information.

  • Order today to get by Sep 30-Oct 5
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $3.85
    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
  • Ships from: Plano, TX

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