The Only Tism I Got Is Patriotism Sticker or Magnet, Funny Political Meme Decal

🔥 Bundle & save! Use code 1FREESTICKER for Buy 2 Get 1 Free stickers, 2FREESTICKERS for Buy 6 Get 2 Free, or 3FREESTICKERS for Buy 9 Get 3 Free. For magnets, use 1FREEMAGNET, 2FREEMAGNETS, or 3FREEMAGNETS. Codes must be entered at checkout. See listing photos or shop announcements for details.

Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weatherproof, high-quality chaos for your car. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in The New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores including Zumiez. You’re in weird company.

🐸 PRODUCT INFO:
-Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cut designs are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade, so sizing may vary slightly
-Mockup images are not to scale

💪 MATERIAL:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car wash -safe
-Built to survive the elements and general nonsense

🧲 MAGNETS:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
-Extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available on our site and recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds

🧼 STICKER APPLICATION:
-Clean surface with water before applying
-Avoid detergent (car wash with wax) or alcohol unless fully removed before application
-Dry completely before use
-Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces
-Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles

⚠️ MAGNET APPLICATION:
-Magnets only stick to metal — many modern car bumpers are plastic
-Small air bubbles can happen and usually flatten with heat or time
-Remove before car washes or extreme weather for best longevity

❗ PLEASE NOTE:
-Mockup images are not to scale
-Designs may appear larger in listing images for visibility
-Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings

Application Disclaimer:
-Works best on smooth, glossy, clean, dry surfaces
-We cannot refund items applied to textured, plastic, dirty, or incompatible surfaces
-Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items use low surface energy plastics, which can make adhesion difficult even with premium vinyl
-If you apply to a weird or incompatible surface, you assume the risk

👉 If you’re applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, send us a message — we’re happy to talk through higher-tack vinyl options for difficult surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, some customers use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or a little heat and pressure during application.

Magnet Compatibility:
-Test a magnet on your vehicle before purchasing
-Trunks, doors, and side panels are often better than bumpers on newer cars
-We cannot refund magnets purchased for non-metal surfaces

Longevity:
-Our materials are made to last, but extreme weather, improper prep, and surface type can shorten product life

Design Ownership:
-All Frog Mustard designs are original and created for humor and novelty
-Parody and satire are protected speech

📦 SHIPPING:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
We ship worldwide 🌍
-Free shipping may be available
-Free third-party shipping is only trackable through Etsy or Pitney Bowes

🎁 ALSO FROM FROG MUSTARD:
-Monthly subscriptions, rewards, and bonus designs available at frogmustardstickers.com
-Submit a design to our monthly Frog Army Sticker Stars contest for a chance to win a free sticker or magnet
-Follow @frogmustardstickers for memes, giveaways, and general chaos

Questions? hello [!at] frogmustardstickers.com

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