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live by the sword die by tummy ache | funny dark souls raccoon tee shirt, anxiety warrior meme t-shirt, gamer humor unisex shirt

Name: live by the sword die by tummy ache | funny dark souls raccoon tee shirt, anxiety warrior meme t-shirt, gamer humor unisex shirt
Brand: innercriticcandleco
SKU: 4330391395
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (4 reviews)

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"live by the sword die by tummy ache"

you tell yourself you're strong. you wield your sword like it means something. you step into battle with courage, conviction, and a stomach full of hubris... and also some gas station sushi.

but pain comes for all of us. not always from dragons or demons. sometimes it shows up quietly. a twist in your gut. a rumble that whispers, "you've made a mistake." and suddenly the mighty warrior is curled on the floor, armor off, pacing between the tums bottle and a google search for "can anxiety cause death."

this shirt is for those who fight battles no one sees. who know the real war isn’t on the screen. it’s inside. behind the eyes. under the ribs. beneath the silence.

so throw this on. not because you’re brave, but because you’ve accepted your fate. because you’ve seen the edge, and it wasn’t a boss fight. it was dairy. it was dread. it was 3am thoughts and the sharp sting of your own biology turning against you..

you were never the chosen one. you were just... hungry

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains its shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and durability.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, ensuring sustainability and quality.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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