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Funny Fanfic Reader Car Bumper Magnet * Probably Thinking About My Favorite Ship Dark Romance Smut Lover Bookish White Elephant Gift

Name: Funny Fanfic Reader Car Bumper Magnet * Probably Thinking About My Favorite Ship Dark Romance Smut Lover Bookish White Elephant Gift
Brand: ForWednesdaysChild
SKU: 4330427977
Price: 13.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

ForWednesdaysChild

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We all have that one fanfic that changed us forever!

✨ SIZE & MATERIALS

Size: 10" × 3" (magnet)
11" x 3" (sticker)

Material: Weather-resistant

Finish: Matte

Magnet: removeable + car safe!

Designed by For Wednesday’s Child

📖 Perfect For:

Fanfic addicts

Shippers

People who've logged single digit hours of sleep but countless hours scouring AO3 for their next hit.

✨ PRINT ON DEMAND:

As a small business & one-woman show, we don’t hold stock of our inventory. Instead, we work with US-based print partners to print and ship all of our items on demand. After you place your order with us, it’s printed just for you & shipped directly to your address from our printing partners, which enables us to keep quick turnaround times and decrease the impact on the planet.

🚚 SHIPPING

All items are made to order

Production time: 2–5 business days

Shipping time: 3–5 business days via USPS

Need it sooner? Send us a message before placing your order!

📌 POLICIES

Because our items are custom made, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged or defective. Please contact us right away with images of the item to receive a replacement or refund!

Questions? Message us anytime! We'd love to chat with you! 💌

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.

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5.0

(5 reviews)

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5.0 Shipping

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5 This item

Lo Jun 12, 2026

wonderfully thick magnet that has stayed well on the back of my car through numerous carwashes. makes me smile everytime i see it - i hope other fandom nerds enjoy it too when they walk by

Lo Jun 12, 2026