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I Never Said That Sticker – Sarcastic Jesus Facepalm Vinyl Decal | Funny Anti-Hypocrisy Sticker, Gloss Vinyl Waterproof

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Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: Vinyl

Jesus called. He wants you to stop misquoting Him.
This glossy vinyl sticker features the ultimate divine facepalm and a message we’re all thinking:
“I never said THAT.”

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, church bulletins (kidding… mostly), or anyone tired of weaponized religion and selective quoting.

Details:
• Gloss vinyl finish
• Approximately 3 inches
• Waterproof, weatherproof, and sanctified for sarcasm
• Great for deconstructing Christians, spiritual rebels, and anyone with a sense of holy humor

Because WWJD? Probably roll His eyes.

  • Order today to get by Sep 11-21
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $5.72
    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
  • Ships from: Grantsville, UT

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Sinead Sep 18, 2025

Absolutely perfect! Order was exactly what I wanted, great quality and arrived fast!

Sinead Sep 18, 2025

Bree
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