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Mothman Anti-Valentine Card: Gothic Horror Romance Greeting

Name: Mothman Anti-Valentine Card: Gothic Horror Romance Greeting
Brand: DeadSeriousBrand
SKU: 4334432955
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (7 reviews)

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Designed by DeadSeriousBrand
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

Add a touch of haunted affection and dark humor to your correspondence with this gothic cryptid greeting card. Designed for those who love horror, irony, and emotionally questionable creatures, this Anti-Valentine blends eerie vintage art with a twistedly heartfelt message.

Whether you're celebrating a romantic mistake, wooing your favorite horror movie cuddle partner, or just need a weirdly perfect way to say “I’m obsessed with you (in a cute way),” this card delivers.

With bold designs, high-quality texture, and enough sarcasm to leave a mark, it’s ideal for Valentine’s Day, spooky anniversaries, or haunting someone just because.

💀 Product Features
Full-color front featuring our exclusive Mothman: You Haunt Me artwork
Vintage horror-inspired type and layout, printed with vibrant, high-contrast ink
Crafted from premium 270gsm white paper with parchment aesthetic and tactile texture
Inside pre-printed with darkly romantic message: “I figured I’d return the favor. Be My Anti-Valentine.”
Includes envelope (black, blood red, or bone white based on variant)
Available in 5x7 size for maximum graveyard real estate
Part of the Dead Serious Brand™ | Snarky Sympathys collection

🖤 Care Instructions
Use a soft, dry cloth to dust off emotional residue or cryptid fingerprints.

Do not expose to direct sunlight unless you want to summon feelings.

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