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Philistine Salon Funny Bible Shirt, Samson Haircut Christian Tee, Reformed Humor Shirt, Comfort Colors Unisex Tee

SignalCollective  
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Highlights

This Philistine Salon Comfort Colors tee delivers sharp biblical humor with a knowing nod to Samson’s infamous haircut. Inspired by Judges 16, this design is for Christians who appreciate theology, irony, and a well-timed punchline.

Minimalist, vintage-styled, and printed on ultra-soft garment-dyed cotton, this shirt is equal parts clever and comfortable. Whether you’re a Bible nerd, pastor, seminary student, or Reformed theology fan, it’s a conversation-starter that lands the joke without trying too hard.

⭐ Why You’ll Love This Shirt
Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee — soft, broken-in feel
Clever Samson & Judges humor with minimalist line art
Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
Relaxed unisex fit for men and women
High-quality DTG printing for long-lasting detail

📏 Sizing & Fit
Unisex relaxed fit (S–4XL)
Size down for a more fitted look
True to size for a classic, comfortable fit
Size chart included in listing photos

🧵 Garment Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Double-needle stitching for durability
No side seams for a smooth silhouette
Pre-shrunk, garment-dyed fabric

🎁 Perfect For
Bible nerds & theology students
Reformed & Calvinist Christians
Pastors & church staff
Christian humor fans
Gifts for men or women who love biblical irony

🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low (avoid design)
Do not dry clean

🔄 Return & Exchange Policy
Each shirt is made to order. Returns or exchanges for size or color preference aren’t accepted.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, message me within 7 days and I’ll make it right.

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Curtis Gross
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