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Go Away Possum Shirt | Funny Opossum Tee Introvert Sarcastic Graphic

TheFaithfulFamiliar  
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A dead-inside little possum with one very clear message. This funny opossum shirt has the perfect mix of feral energy, introvert humor, and leave-me-alone charm.

Best Worn When:
• You’re out of social battery before you even leave the house
• Small talk feels like a personal attack
• You want your shirt to handle the communication for you

Product Details:
• Printed on a Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee
• Relaxed unisex fit with a soft, broken-in feel
• DTG printed graphic for a smooth vintage-style look

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
Do not iron directly over the design.

30-Day Returns:
Changed your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.

Woman-Owned Business:
The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business focused on alternative, witchy, and artist-driven designs.

Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar

This funny possum shirt is perfect for introverts, sarcastic animal lovers, and anyone whose daily personality is basically “go away.”



Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below.
.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: Available in 58 colors. Check all available colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts

EU representative: The Faithful Familiar , faithfulfamiliar [!at] gmail.com, 8800 Highway 290 W, Apt 214, Austin, TX, 78736, US
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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