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😂 "My Butt Hole Itches, But I'm Choosing Joy" T-Shirt 😂

Life's a bit itchy sometimes, but why not choose joy? This cheeky tee is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at life’s little discomforts and keep spirits high! Featuring a delightfully cheeky character who's not letting anything get them down—not even an itchy situation.

👕 Available Colors: White, Black, Pepper, Ivory
👚 Shirt Type: Comfort Colors—celebrated for their ultra-soft, pre-washed fabric that offers exceptional comfort and resilience.

📐 Sizing Matters:
Comes in unisex sizes—be sure to check our size chart to find your best fit!
Exchanges are a breeze if the size isn’t perfect (exchange only, no refunds unless the product is damaged).

🛁 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors to keep the print looking fresh.
Tumble dry low, or hang to dry for best longevity.
Iron on low, inside out, avoiding the design area.
Do not bleach or dry clean to avoid irritating your shirt as much as your itch!

🌟 Why Wear It?:
Ideal for bringing a smile to everyone's face, whether at a casual outing or a quirky themed event.
A playful reminder that sometimes, joy is a choice—even when it’s a bit scratchy.

🛍️ Embrace the itch with humor and grab your "Choosing Joy" t-shirt today! Let's make irritation a little less irritating!

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“Great quality, just as pictured!”

Abigail

Dec 30, 2025

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  • Get it by
    Nov 12-19
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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Abigail Dec 30, 2025

Great quality, just as pictured!

Abigail Dec 30, 2025

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😂 "My Butt Hole Itches, But I'm Choosing Joy" T-Shirt 😂

Life's a bit itchy sometimes, but why not choose joy? This cheeky tee is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh at life’s little discomforts and keep spirits high! Featuring a delightfully cheeky character who's not letting anything get them down—not even an itchy situation.

👕 Available Colors: White, Black, Pepper, Ivory
👚 Shirt Type: Comfort Colors—celebrated for their ultra-soft, pre-washed fabric that offers exceptional comfort and resilience.

📐 Sizing Matters:
Comes in unisex sizes—be sure to check our size chart to find your best fit!
Exchanges are a breeze if the size isn’t perfect (exchange only, no refunds unless the product is damaged).

🛁 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors to keep the print looking fresh.
Tumble dry low, or hang to dry for best longevity.
Iron on low, inside out, avoiding the design area.
Do not bleach or dry clean to avoid irritating your shirt as much as your itch!

🌟 Why Wear It?:
Ideal for bringing a smile to everyone's face, whether at a casual outing or a quirky themed event.
A playful reminder that sometimes, joy is a choice—even when it’s a bit scratchy.

🛍️ Embrace the itch with humor and grab your "Choosing Joy" t-shirt today! Let's make irritation a little less irritating!

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  • Get it by
    Nov 12-19
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    San Jose, CA
  • Cost to ship
    $3.99 to United States, 43215

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Gulf Breeze, Florida

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