Funny Nurse Sticker- Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Sticker – Healthcare Humor
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Dimensions
Width: 2 Inches
Vitals are stable...but me? Absolutely not stable
This sticker is for every healthcare worker running on caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower. Featuring a retro-inspired vitals monitor with the only mood that matters: “Vitals are stable, I am not.” Perfect for slapping on your water bottle, badge reel, report sheet clipboard, or wherever you need a little unhinged RN-core energy.
✨ Details:
• Size: Approx. 2"
• Waterproof, weather-resistant, and laminated for durability
• Printed on high-quality vinyl with a soft matte finish
• Designed with love and dark humor by NPO After Midnight
🎯 Perfect for:
• ER nurses, ICU staff, med-surg warriors
• Nursing students barely surviving clinicals
• Anyone who dissociates between trauma activations
📬 Shipping Info:
To keep costs low, all stickers are shipped via snail mail (USPS First Class) in a standard envelope with cardboard backing for protection.
🧠 Reminder:
Vitals might be stable, but that doesn’t mean you are—and that’s okay.
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Ships from: Clarks Grove, MN
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Looks great Love it Fast shipping Perfect gift
Very cute. Arrived on time as well
It is a cute sticker, funny, !
Love the sticker and design
Very high quality, beautiful sticker, has no issues staying on my SIL work water jug. She loved it
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