Can you make me a custom design?

We’d love to bring your idea to life! You can order a custom design through our Custom Listing here on Etsy: https://frogmustard.etsy.com/listing/1777859375 Or, for better deals, on our website: https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/products/custom-stickers Need a bulk custom order? Get it here: https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/pages/bulk-custom-stickers-magnets

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Where and how are your products made?

Every Frog Mustard sticker and magnet is made in-house by owners Alyssa and Brian in Puyallup, Washington. Our designs are printed and precision-cut using professional commercial equipment and durable eco-solvent inks. Our weather-resistant stickers are made for indoor and outdoor use. Our magnets are created by applying our printed vinyl designs to premium 20 mil or 30 mil magnetic material. Please confirm that the surface of your vehicle is magnetic before ordering, as some aluminum, fiberglass, and plastic panels will not hold a magnet. Because our products are finished by hand, very slight variations may occur. Learn more about our tiny team here: https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/pages/about-funny-sticker-brand

Do you have an official website?

Yes! You can shop our full collection at frogmustardstickers.com, including website-exclusive products, limited-edition drops, additional custom-order options, and thicker magnet upgrades.

STICKERS: Clean the surface with water and allow it to dry completely. Peel away the backing, carefully align, and apply. Press firmly from the center outward to smooth bubbles or wrinkles. Small bubbles usually flatten with warmth and sunlight. Do not apply to textured surfaces and plastic trim. Do not apply in temps under 45 F. Allow sticker to fully cure & bond for at least 24 hours before wetting or going through a car wash. MAGNETS: Apply only to a clean, dry, flat magnetic surface. Not all vehicles or vehicle panels are magnetic, so test first. Remove before car washes and during severe weather. If cold causes curling or stiffness, bring the magnet indoors and gently warm it with a hair dryer on low.

Tracking & Shipping Issues

Does your order show as delivered? Please allow up to 3 business days for it to arrive. Economy letter-mail tracking may update as delivered when it reaches your local post office, not when it reaches your mailbox. Please check your regular letter mail and ask anyone in your household who may have brought it inside. Our packages will arrive in a yellow envelope to your mailbox. Tracking not updating? Our free standard shipping uses limited economy tracking, which may begin with a 0 and will not work on the USPS website. Follow updates through your Etsy order on the Etsy site. For full USPS parcel tracking, select the upgraded shipping option at checkout. Still missing after 3 business days? Message us here on Etsy and we’ll help!

Are your stickers and magnets suitable for outdoor use?

Yes! Our stickers and magnets are waterproof, UV-resistant, and made to withstand outdoor conditions. With proper application and care, they typically last 3–5 years outdoors. For the best results, apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface. Remove magnets before entering a car wash and during severe weather, including heavy snow, ice, or high winds. Looking for additional designs or extra-thick magnet upgrades? Shop our full collection at frogmustardstickers.com.

How long does order processing take?

Most orders are processed and shipped within 1–3 business days, and many ship by the next business day. Orders are not processed on weekends or federal US holidays. During sales, product launches, or especially busy periods, processing may take the full 3-business-day window. Custom products may require additional processing time. Processing time is the time needed to make and pack your order before shipment; delivery time begins once your order has shipped.

My magnet curled or is not sticking.

Cold temperatures can temporarily cause flexible magnets to stiffen or curl. Bring the magnet indoors, place it on a clean, flat surface, and gently warm it with a hair dryer on the low setting. Once flexible, smooth it flat and allow it to cool completely before reapplying. For customers in very cold climates, we also offer an extra-thick 30 mil magnet upgrade on select designs at frogmustardstickers.com.

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If the Epstein List Disappeared So Can my Speeding Ticket Sticker or Magnet

Name: If the Epstein List Disappeared So Can my Speeding Ticket Sticker or Magnet
Brand: frogmustard
SKU: 4339824609
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

By Alyssa

Owner of frogmustard

4.9 (6.1k)

Sticker or Magnet

Please select an option

What to know

Materials

vinyl, plastic, neodymium, magnet

Dimensions

Width: 8.5 Inches; Height: 2.5 Inches

Made to Order

Yes

🔥 Bundle & save! Use code 1FREESTICKER for Buy 2 Get 1 Free stickers, 2FREESTICKERS for Buy 6 Get 2 Free, or 3FREESTICKERS for Buy 9 Get 3 Free. For magnets, use 1FREEMAGNET, 2FREEMAGNETS, or 3FREEMAGNETS. Codes must be entered at checkout. See listing photos or shop announcements for details.

Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weatherproof, high-quality chaos for your car. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in The New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores including Zumiez. You’re in weird company.

🐸 PRODUCT INFO:
-Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cut designs are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade, so sizing may vary slightly
-Mockup images are not to scale

💪 MATERIAL:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car wash -safe
-Built to survive the elements and general nonsense

🧲 MAGNETS:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
-Extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available on our site and recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds

🧼 STICKER APPLICATION:
-Clean surface with water before applying
-Avoid detergent (car wash with wax) or alcohol unless fully removed before application
-Dry completely before use
-Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces
-Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles

⚠️ MAGNET APPLICATION:
-Magnets only stick to metal — many modern car bumpers are plastic
-Small air bubbles can happen and usually flatten with heat or time
-Remove before car washes or extreme weather for best longevity

❗ PLEASE NOTE:
-Mockup images are not to scale
-Designs may appear larger in listing images for visibility
-Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings

Application Disclaimer:
-Works best on smooth, glossy, clean, dry surfaces
-We cannot refund items applied to textured, plastic, dirty, or incompatible surfaces
-Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items use low surface energy plastics, which can make adhesion difficult even with premium vinyl
-If you apply to a weird or incompatible surface, you assume the risk

👉 If you’re applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, send us a message — we’re happy to talk through higher-tack vinyl options for difficult surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, some customers use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or a little heat and pressure during application.

Magnet Compatibility:
-Test a magnet on your vehicle before purchasing
-Trunks, doors, and side panels are often better than bumpers on newer cars
-We cannot refund magnets purchased for non-metal surfaces

Longevity:
-Our materials are made to last, but extreme weather, improper prep, and surface type can shorten product life

Design Ownership:
-All Frog Mustard designs are original and created for humor and novelty
-Parody and satire are protected speech

📦 SHIPPING:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
We ship worldwide 🌍
-Free shipping may be available
-Free third-party shipping is only trackable through Etsy or Pitney Bowes

🎁 ALSO FROM FROG MUSTARD:
-Monthly subscriptions, rewards, and bonus designs available at frogmustardstickers.com
-Submit a design to our monthly Frog Army Sticker Stars contest for a chance to win a free sticker or magnet
-Follow @frogmustardstickers for memes, giveaways, and general chaos

Questions? hello [!at] frogmustardstickers.com

🛒 frogmustardstickers.com

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What buyers say

“Perfectly expresses my feelings on the matter. Besides, we all know "speeding" tickets are just the government's way of trying to dampen our sparkle so we can't reach full potential.”

Amanda

Mar 30, 2026

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Price:$10.50+

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(1 reviews)

Amanda Mar 30, 2026

Perfectly expresses my feelings on the matter. Besides, we all know "speeding" tickets are just the government's way of trying to dampen our sparkle so we can't reach full potential.