“Get in loser, we’re going to die of dysentery.”
Yep, it’s the most iconic Oregon Trail moment ever — and now it’s on a tee. If you grew up dying from dysentery before it was cool, this shirt’s for you.

Perfect for:
• Retro gamers
• Meme lovers
• Anyone who survived 90s computer class
• Nerds with style 😎

Printed with a vintage pixel look, this design brings back that beautifully tragic moment we all shared — one broken wagon wheel at a time. Makes an awesome gift for birthdays, game nights, or just because you miss 8-bit drama.

🎮 Unisex fit, comfy fabric
🎁 Nerdy gift idea for the whole squad
🖤 Designed for max nostalgia



➤HOW DO I KNOW WHAT SIZE FITS ME BEST

To See Our Size Chart, Please Make Sure To Scroll Through The Photos. The Measurements For Our Shirts Are Listed There As Well. These Are A Unisex Fit, So They Will Be Looser If You Order Your Normal Women’s Size. For A More Fitted Look, Most People Will Size Down. Please Keep In Mind That Our Size Chart Measurements Are Not in Circumference.


➤EASIEST WAY TO ORDER

1. First, Make Sure That You Have Read All Relevant Information. You Have Scrolled Through All Of The Photos

2. Once That Has Been Completed, Pick Your Shirt Size From First Drop-Down Menu.

3. Next, Pick Your Shirt Color From The Second Drop-Down Menu.

4. Finally, If The Personalization Box Is Open, Put Your Text Color From Our Text Color Chart.

5. Once All This Information Has Been Filled Out, Click Add To Cart.

5. If You Have More Items To Order, Hit The Back Button And Repeat Steps 1-5.

6. Once Everything Is In Your Cart, Select Your Shipping Method, Input Your Correct Address, And Hit Submit.

➤WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ORDER

Standard Processing Is 1-2 Business Days - Yet We Work Hard To Get Our Orders Out Sooner. During The Holidays, Please Be Patient As We Get A Lot Of Requests And Ship As Soon As We Can. Please Let Us Know If Your Trip Is Coming Up By Adding A Note In The Notes To The Seller When Checking Out.


➤SHIPPING INFORMATION

Shipping Is First Class Shipping According To USPS It Takes 2-7 Business Days, And Priority Shipping Takes 2-3 Business Days To The Delivery.
Upgrade Shipping Is UPS Ground (2-3 Days), 2 Days Air Shipping, and Next Day Shipping.

Note: Calculation Will Start After Processing Time and After Shipping, Shipping Companies Will Be Responsible For The Delivery.

!!! Need These Sooner? !!! Please Message Us Directly As We Can Help In Any Way We Can.

➤THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ FULLY!

We Do Not Accept Returns Unless Items Are Somehow Damaged. This Is Due To Our Shirts Being Made-To-Order Custom For Your Special Day.

Should You Have Any Questions Regarding These Tops, Please Reach Out To Us Directly So We Can Make Sure You Receive Exactly What You Are Looking For!


➤CARE INSTRUCTION

Turn The Garment Inside Out Before Washing. Wash With Cold Water. Do Not Dry Clean; Lay Flat To Dry. Do Not Iron Directly On The Design.

➤GARMENT FEATURES

Uniquely Soft And Comfortable Ringspun/Pre-Shrunk Shirts. Solid Colors Are 100% Preshrunk Cotton, Heather Colors: 52% Cotton/48% Poly (Except Athletic Heather With %90 Cotton %10 Polyesters)