• May include: A coral-colored t-shirt featuring a cocktail glass graphic with a lemon slice. Below the graphic, the text reads "Cosmoproblematic". The shirt has a crew neck and short sleeves.
  • May include: A pink fabric with a watercolor illustration of a cocktail in a stemmed glass, garnished with an orange slice. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed in white.
  • May include: A dusty rose t-shirt featuring a cocktail graphic with the text "Cosmoproblematic" in white. The shirt is worn with a light blue denim jacket and sunglasses.
  • May include: A white Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt with a size chart. The chart shows measurements in inches for sizes S to 4XL. The shirt is being modeled by a person.
  • May include: Fit guide for Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts. The guide shows how the shirts fit: Regular, Relaxed, Loose, and Oversized. Model stats: Height 5'5", weight 130 lbs, bust 36", waist 27".
  • May include: A watermelon-colored t-shirt with a cocktail graphic and the text "Cosmoproblematic." The shirt is folded and resting on a white chair. A plant is visible in the background.
  • May include: Ivory-colored t-shirt featuring a watercolor illustration of a cocktail in a martini glass with an orange slice. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed below the image in red. The shirt is folded on a white chair.
  • May include: White t-shirt with a cocktail graphic and the text "Cosmoproblematic" in red. The cocktail is a red drink with a lemon slice. The shirt is on a white chair with a wooden background.
  • May include: Off-white t-shirt featuring a watercolor illustration of a cocktail with a lemon garnish. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed below the image in red. The shirt is made of a soft, light-colored fabric.
  • May include: A yellow graphic with the text "Welcome to Uncle Tone's House" and a cartoon image of a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a hat. The text describes the shop's focus on comfortwear and food-inspired style.
  • May include: A coral-colored t-shirt featuring a cocktail glass graphic with a lemon slice. Below the graphic, the text reads "Cosmoproblematic". The shirt has a crew neck and short sleeves.
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  • May include: A pink fabric with a watercolor illustration of a cocktail in a stemmed glass, garnished with an orange slice. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed in white.
  • May include: A dusty rose t-shirt featuring a cocktail graphic with the text "Cosmoproblematic" in white. The shirt is worn with a light blue denim jacket and sunglasses.
  • May include: A white Comfort Colors unisex t-shirt with a size chart. The chart shows measurements in inches for sizes S to 4XL. The shirt is being modeled by a person.
  • May include: Fit guide for Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts. The guide shows how the shirts fit: Regular, Relaxed, Loose, and Oversized. Model stats: Height 5'5", weight 130 lbs, bust 36", waist 27".
  • May include: A watermelon-colored t-shirt with a cocktail graphic and the text "Cosmoproblematic." The shirt is folded and resting on a white chair. A plant is visible in the background.
  • May include: Ivory-colored t-shirt featuring a watercolor illustration of a cocktail in a martini glass with an orange slice. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed below the image in red. The shirt is folded on a white chair.
  • May include: White t-shirt with a cocktail graphic and the text "Cosmoproblematic" in red. The cocktail is a red drink with a lemon slice. The shirt is on a white chair with a wooden background.
  • May include: Off-white t-shirt featuring a watercolor illustration of a cocktail with a lemon garnish. The text "Cosmoproblematic" is printed below the image in red. The shirt is made of a soft, light-colored fabric.
  • May include: A yellow graphic with the text "Welcome to Uncle Tone's House" and a cartoon image of a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a hat. The text describes the shop's focus on comfortwear and food-inspired style.
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Cosmoproblematic Tee: Comfort Colors Funny Cocktail Shirt

Tony Laurence

Designed by Tony

Owner of UncleTonesHouse

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It starts with a sip and ends with a story. This tee was made for the nights that spiral, the brunches that turn into bar crawls, and the group chats that light up the next morning with screenshots and half-apologies. Centered on the chest is a crisp graphic of a cosmopolitan glass, paired with the word “Cosmoproblematic”—because some of us don’t just order drama... we are the drama.

Crafted on the premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it brings that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed fit make it equal parts cozy and cool—ideal for throwing on before a girls’ night, a weekend getaway, or your next "I swear I'm staying in" moment.

Available in three vibe-forward shades:
White for the crisp and classic, Ivory for a soft off-white that feels effortlessly vintage, and Watermelon—a bold, juicy pink that matches the exact shade of a perfectly poured Cosmo.

Materials & Features:
Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Pre-shrunk with a relaxed silhouette
DTG printed for high-quality color and detail
Offered in White, Ivory (off-white), and Watermelon (bright cocktail pink)
Perfect for brunch, birthdays, or any night that might get a little extra

You bring the vibes, we’ll bring the T-shirts—straight from Uncle Tone’s House.

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Tony Laurence
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