• May include: A rectangular wall calendar with a light blue background featuring various dog illustrations around the border. The text reads The MUTT'S NUTS CALENDAR 2027 in dark grey and cream lettering, showcasing multiple dog breeds and ears.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for January featuring a watercolor illustration of a brown and white Springer Spaniel jumping on a pogo stick. The text reads Springer Spaniel and a quote by Franklin P. Jones about the taste of soap.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for the month of January with a grid layout featuring the days of the week from Sunday to Saturday. The top section displays a partial illustration of a figure on a pogo stick. The grid includes numbered dates.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a Weimaraner dog wearing a pearl necklace, sitting in a red tufted armchair holding a wine glass next to a wine bottle on a stool. The text reads WINEMARANER and a quote by Groucho Marx.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a red armchair with a grey dog sitting on it next to a wine bottle on a small wooden stool. The calendar grid has black lines, white boxes, and the month name in large red capital letters.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for April featuring a drawing of a greyhound wearing colorful sunglasses, a yellow sweater with blue and red stripes, and a gold chain. The text reads: WHIPPET... WHIPPET REAL GOOD and Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for the month of April featuring a hand-drawn illustration of a dog wearing a yellow sweater with colorful stripes. The calendar grid includes days of the week in pink headers and numbered dates in black ink.
  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a Weimaraner dog wearing a pearl necklace, sitting in a red tufted armchair while holding a glass of red wine. Next to the chair is a bottle of red wine on a small wooden stool with the text WI N.
  • May include: A drawing of a grey whippet wearing pink-rimmed sunglasses, a gold chain with a circular pendant, and a yellow ribbed sweater featuring horizontal blue, green, and red stripes. The text WHIPPET... WHIPPET is printed in pink above the dog.
  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a brown and white dog jumping on a blue pogo stick. The dog has floppy ears and a happy expression. To the right, the text reads "SPRING" followed by "Anybody who tastes". The background is white.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a Weimaraner dog sitting in a red tufted armchair holding a wine glass next to a wine bottle on a stool. The text reads WINEMARANER and a quote by Groucho Marx about books and dogs.
  • May include: A wall calendar featuring twelve whimsical watercolor illustrations of various dog breeds in humorous scenarios. The cover displays the title An Absurd Take on Well Known Dog Breeds, a website URL, and a black dog holding a serving tray.
  • May include: A rectangular wall calendar with a light blue background featuring various dog illustrations around the border. The text reads The MUTT'S NUTS CALENDAR 2027 in dark grey and cream lettering, showcasing multiple dog breeds and ears.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for January featuring a watercolor illustration of a brown and white Springer Spaniel jumping on a pogo stick. The text reads Springer Spaniel and a quote by Franklin P. Jones about the taste of soap.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for the month of January with a grid layout featuring the days of the week from Sunday to Saturday. The top section displays a partial illustration of a figure on a pogo stick. The grid includes numbered dates.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a Weimaraner dog wearing a pearl necklace, sitting in a red tufted armchair holding a wine glass next to a wine bottle on a stool. The text reads WINEMARANER and a quote by Groucho Marx.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a red armchair with a grey dog sitting on it next to a wine bottle on a small wooden stool. The calendar grid has black lines, white boxes, and the month name in large red capital letters.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for April featuring a drawing of a greyhound wearing colorful sunglasses, a yellow sweater with blue and red stripes, and a gold chain. The text reads: WHIPPET... WHIPPET REAL GOOD and Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for the month of April featuring a hand-drawn illustration of a dog wearing a yellow sweater with colorful stripes. The calendar grid includes days of the week in pink headers and numbered dates in black ink.
  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a Weimaraner dog wearing a pearl necklace, sitting in a red tufted armchair while holding a glass of red wine. Next to the chair is a bottle of red wine on a small wooden stool with the text WI N.
  • May include: A drawing of a grey whippet wearing pink-rimmed sunglasses, a gold chain with a circular pendant, and a yellow ribbed sweater featuring horizontal blue, green, and red stripes. The text WHIPPET... WHIPPET is printed in pink above the dog.
  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a brown and white dog jumping on a blue pogo stick. The dog has floppy ears and a happy expression. To the right, the text reads "SPRING" followed by "Anybody who tastes". The background is white.
  • May include: A wall calendar page for February featuring a Weimaraner dog sitting in a red tufted armchair holding a wine glass next to a wine bottle on a stool. The text reads WINEMARANER and a quote by Groucho Marx about books and dogs.
  • May include: A wall calendar featuring twelve whimsical watercolor illustrations of various dog breeds in humorous scenarios. The cover displays the title An Absurd Take on Well Known Dog Breeds, a website URL, and a black dog holding a serving tray.
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Mutts Nuts Calendar 2027 - Dog Calendar 2027 - Funny Dog Calendar

BewilderbeestShop  
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  • Materials: sustainable card

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A suitably daft calendar for dog lovers. 

Get organised for the year ahead with this fun calendar, packed full of our most popular dog designs. From a retro Whippet to a sophisticated Winemaraner to a Springer Spaniel, this is the perfect gift for anyone who loves dogs.

Each month also has an amusing quote about dogs to go with it.

The calendar runs from January to December 2027.

Details that matter:

Size: A3 when open (420mm x 297mm) – big enough to see the chaos clearly.

Hangs easily: Includes a small hole for fuss-free wall-hanging.

Sustainable materials:

Cover: 300gsm Conqueror Cream Wove – uncoated, sturdy, and sustainable.

Pages: 150gsm Edixion – premium sustainable paper for scribbling birthdays, appointments, or barking mad notes.

Designed and printed in the UK

Comes with 12 months of mischief, fluff, and fun!

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    $19.51 to United States, 43215.

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Kelly Jan 26, 2026

Always look forward to the annual Berwilderbeest calendar!! As usual, this year's does not disappoint! :D Thank you!

Kelly Jan 26, 2026

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Jono Dec 15, 2025

My second purchase from this great store, will be back for more!

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May include: A rectangular wall calendar with a light blue background featuring various dog illustrations around the border. The text reads The MUTT'S NUTS CALENDAR 2027 in dark grey and cream lettering, showcasing multiple dog breeds and ears.

A suitably daft calendar for dog lovers. 

Get organised for the year ahead with this fun calendar, packed full of our most popular dog designs. From a retro Whippet to a sophisticated Winemaraner to a Springer Spaniel, this is the perfect gift for anyone who loves dogs.

Each month also has an amusing quote about dogs to go with it.

The calendar runs from January to December 2027.

Details that matter:

Size: A3 when open (420mm x 297mm) – big enough to see the chaos clearly.

Hangs easily: Includes a small hole for fuss-free wall-hanging.

Sustainable materials:

Cover: 300gsm Conqueror Cream Wove – uncoated, sturdy, and sustainable.

Pages: 150gsm Edixion – premium sustainable paper for scribbling birthdays, appointments, or barking mad notes.

Designed and printed in the UK

Comes with 12 months of mischief, fluff, and fun!

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Oct 29-Nov 5
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    United Kingdom
  • Cost to ship
    $19.51 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Elmswell, United Kingdom

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