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Cougar Puberty Perimenopause Shirt: Funny Menopause Gift

Name: Cougar Puberty Perimenopause Shirt: Funny Menopause Gift
Brand: NonVolleyZen
SKU: 4344029947
Price: 15.59 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.0 (1 reviews)

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Materials: cotton
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“good quality shirt, just wish the picture was brighter on the shirt”

Cari

May 16, 2026

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Cari May 16, 2026

good quality shirt, just wish the picture was brighter on the shirt

Cari May 16, 2026

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Thanks for the helpful feedback! I appreciate your support and that you left a review. 🙌

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This super soft, unisex t shirt makes a great gift for any woman who is over perimenopause. Cougar Puberty for the win. Hot flashes, anxiety, and thinning hair can suck it.

PRODUCTION TIME: 1-3 days (USUALLY CLOSER TO 1)

SHIPPING TIME: 2-5 business days (US)

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
*This super soft relaxed fit unisex t-shirt (Bella and Canvas style 3001) runs a tiny bit small for men, and about a half size large for women. See the product photos for size guides and video.
* Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
* Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
* Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F); non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat; iron (steam or dry) medium heat; DO NOT DRY CLEAN

PRINTING METHOD: DTG printing method is used for these shirts. This is a process of printing on garments and textiles using specialized or modified inkjet technology. The three key requirements for a DTG printer are a way to hold the garment in a fixed position, an inkjet print head, and specialty inks that are applied to the textile directly by the print head and are absorbed by the fibers of the garment.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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