Price:$7.50
Funny Get Well Card | Adult Humor | Raunchy Snarky Card – Coke and Threesomes
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Highlights
When "Feel Better" doesn't quite cut it — this does. Perfect for friends with a twisted sense of humor. Featuring a saucy phrase "It can’t all be coke & threesomes. Get well soon, ya whore." printed on 5×7″ kraft cardstock (250 gsm), blank inside for your own message. Comes packaged with a matching A7 kraft self-seal envelope.
Designed and printed in my home studio, my cards are thick, durable, and fantastically inappropriate—because sometimes sympathy needs a little spice.
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Details:
• 5″ × 7″ kraft cover stock (250 gsm)
• Blank interior—write your own message
• Includes A7 kraft self‑seal envelope
Why it’s awesome:
• Perfect for friends who appreciate raunchy laughs
• Novelty gift that stands out from bland get‑well messages
• Great for adult birthdays, gag gifts, or just‑because humor
Perfect for anyone who:
• Wants an unconventional way to say “feel better”
• Loves profanity‑packed humor
• Appreciates bold, snarky greeting cards
Add this outrageous card to your cart and send it tucked inside a witty note—or just let your gift be the punchline.
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Order today to get by Sep 9-12
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Reviews for this item
Great cards, will order again
Response from Nic Brown
thank you so much! 😊
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