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Funny Perimenopause Shirt | Estrogen Meme Comfort Colors Tee

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  • Materials: cotton
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Running on empty - estrogen-wise. The perimenopause warning-light meme tee for women navigating the change with dark humor intact.

Running on fumes? This hilarious peri-menopause shirt says it all—your estrogen tank is low and patience is even lower. Perfect for hot flashes, mood swings, and warning the people you love most. Comfort Colors® softness, feminist snark, everyday truth.

👉 Consult Size Chart for preferred fit and measurements PLEASE 😎
👉 Colors may vary slightly from pictures.
👉 UNISEX Adult Sizing (no tapering)

▸ 100% Cotton
▸ Pre-shrunk Medium Weight Fabric
▸ Rolled Sleeves in pictures is for styling purposes only
▸ Props used in photos are NOT included with purchase

PRINT
▸ This is a Direct-To-Garment printed item, will not crack and peel like vinyl
▸ The ink is printed INTO the fabric, not sitting on top of it

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
▸ Wash inside out, in cold water, on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry.
▸ Do not use Fabric Softeners or Bleach
▸ Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design.

SIZE
▸ Take a look at the photos to see a specific sizing chart for this shirt style. Please check to be sure you are ordering the correct size for your
preferences.
▸ Please note that these shirts are unisex size meaning they are not women’s fitted shirts. If you’re going for a more fitted look, we suggest to size down.
▸ Lay your favorite shirt at home flat and measure armpit to armpit and top of shoulder to bottom edge to compare to the size chart in the photos

RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
US/CA Customers
▸ All of our shirts are custom printed just for you.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT RETURNS OR EXCHANGES FOR WRONG SIZE.
▸ If there are any defects with the shirt, please message us so we can fix the problem.

EU Customers
▸Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery. Please contact our shop directly for instructions.

Thank you for supporting our small business!


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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“Daughter loves it! Thank you.”

Ken

May 26, 2026

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  • Get it by
    Nov 5-10
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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(1 reviews)

4.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ken May 26, 2026

Daughter loves it! Thank you.

Ken May 26, 2026

Response from Amy Willard

YAY! I'm so glad she loves her shirt! Thank you for giving me a great review!

Seller's description

Specifications

May include: Black t-shirt with a white gauge graphic that reads "Estrogen" and "Warning." The gauge needle is red and points to the "E" side. The shirt is made of a soft material.

Running on empty - estrogen-wise. The perimenopause warning-light meme tee for women navigating the change with dark humor intact.

Running on fumes? This hilarious peri-menopause shirt says it all—your estrogen tank is low and patience is even lower. Perfect for hot flashes, mood swings, and warning the people you love most. Comfort Colors® softness, feminist snark, everyday truth.

👉 Consult Size Chart for preferred fit and measurements PLEASE 😎
👉 Colors may vary slightly from pictures.
👉 UNISEX Adult Sizing (no tapering)

▸ 100% Cotton
▸ Pre-shrunk Medium Weight Fabric
▸ Rolled Sleeves in pictures is for styling purposes only
▸ Props used in photos are NOT included with purchase

PRINT
▸ This is a Direct-To-Garment printed item, will not crack and peel like vinyl
▸ The ink is printed INTO the fabric, not sitting on top of it

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
▸ Wash inside out, in cold water, on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry.
▸ Do not use Fabric Softeners or Bleach
▸ Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design.

SIZE
▸ Take a look at the photos to see a specific sizing chart for this shirt style. Please check to be sure you are ordering the correct size for your
preferences.
▸ Please note that these shirts are unisex size meaning they are not women’s fitted shirts. If you’re going for a more fitted look, we suggest to size down.
▸ Lay your favorite shirt at home flat and measure armpit to armpit and top of shoulder to bottom edge to compare to the size chart in the photos

RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
US/CA Customers
▸ All of our shirts are custom printed just for you.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT RETURNS OR EXCHANGES FOR WRONG SIZE.
▸ If there are any defects with the shirt, please message us so we can fix the problem.

EU Customers
▸Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery. Please contact our shop directly for instructions.

Thank you for supporting our small business!


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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    Nov 5-10
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Charlotte, NC
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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FeministXShop
FeministXShop ·

Missouri, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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2.9k sales
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3 years on Etsy
Amy Willard
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Listed on Aug 11, 2026