Step into Wednesday Addams’ world — no funeral attire required.

From the desk of the Class of the Misunderstood comes this miniature Wednesday Addams typewriter, complete with 10 perfectly morbid quotes, an intercepted Nevermore Academy envelope, and a 3D-printed Thing to deliver it (whether you want him to or not).

🎁 What’s Included:

1 miniature typewriter

10 Wednesday Addams quote slips typed in authentic style

White “postcard” envelope with sarcastic note from Wednesday and an address to “Fellow Outcast”

Black wax-style “W” sticker seal

Purple Nevermore Academy lid note from Wednesday herself

0.9” 3D-printed Thing hand with official Courier Division tag

Black box & black wrap for a gothic unboxing experience

📜 Quotes Included:

Emotion is for the weak. But revenge? That’s for artists.
I find social norms deeply unsettling. Fortunately, they find me worse.
I have FOBI—fear of being included.
My hobbies include fencing, botany, and ignoring texts.
I order my solitude like I prefer my coffee—black and undisturbed.
Everyone has a dark side. I just let mine decorate.
Sarcasm is my love language. Consider this a valentine.
Outcasts welcome, normies tolerated.
Do not put me on a pedestal because I will burn it down.
We’re two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together.

✨ Perfect For:

Wednesday Addams fans
Gothic desk or bookshelf decor
Book lovers & dark academia enthusiasts
Unique Halloween or “just because” gifts

📏 Dimensions:

Notes:
typewriter is 3.5 in x 2.75 in x 2.5 in
paper 2.75 in by 1.75 in.
The paper is not attached to the typewriter.
Each is hand built and painted, some variation will happen from product to product.

Thing hand: 0.9”

Box: