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Funny retirement gift, wise woman candle, retired party present

Name: Funny retirement gift, wise woman candle, retired party present
Brand: ForgiveMyFrenchShop
SKU: 4353793594
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (2340 reviews)

ForgiveMyFrenchShop

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Celebrate that they are permanent vacation with this keepsake candle.

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4OZ & 9OZ CANDLES• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
► 4 oz.; 2.25" (W or Diameter) x 2.75" (H with lid), 7.5" (Circumference)
► 9 oz.; 2.8125" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
► Burn Time Approx. 4oz is 20 hours, 9oz is 50 Hours
► Hand Poured in the USA

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📋 HOW TO ORDER:
► Choose your candle scent and style/size
► Enter your personal message. More than 60 characters, may reduce the font size. Please double check your spelling as proofs are not provided and your message will be exactly as you provide it.
► ADD TO CART
► Select from our shipping class options

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📦 PRODUCTION TIME & SHIPPING
► All sets are handmade-to-order, just for you!
► USPS First Class, Priority and Express available at checkout
► Use the Shipping estimated arrival

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