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Spread Those Pages Christmas Ornament, Smutty Bookish Ornaments, Spicy Book Club Gifts

FantasyFungiFinds  
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Turn up the spice this holiday season with this “Spread Those Pages Like a Good Girl” bookish ornament 🌹📖✨. A playful nod to smutty romance and spicy reads, this cheeky Christmas ornament is perfect for book lovers who like their shelves — and their trees — a little bit naughty. Featuring an open book with blooming roses, it’s equal parts whimsical, sassy, and steamy. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite book bestie, surprising your book club, or adding a little spice to your own holiday décor, this ornament is sure to be a conversation starter. A perfect stocking stuffer or bookish gift

✨ For romantasy fans, spicy romance readers, and anyone who loves a little smut with their cocoa — this ornament makes Christmas way more fun.

Product Details:
- Design printed front only
- Material: 100% Ceramic
- Glossy finish
- Includes gold string for hanging

Care instructions: Wipe gently with soft, dry cloth, do not scrub.

Due to our product being made to order, we are unable to accept returns. Please contact me if you have any questions or if there is a problem with your order, we will make it right.

**Please note that due to the printing process, some edges of the design might get clipped off, resulting on a white edge around the design.**

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“Looks exactly as i expected! It'll be a great funny gift for my smut loving mother in law, haha!”

Bayleigh

Dec 16, 2025

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Bayleigh Dec 16, 2025

Looks exactly as i expected! It'll be a great funny gift for my smut loving mother in law, haha!

Bayleigh Dec 16, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Priscilla Dec 14, 2025

Very good material, love it!

Priscilla Dec 14, 2025

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Turn up the spice this holiday season with this “Spread Those Pages Like a Good Girl” bookish ornament 🌹📖✨. A playful nod to smutty romance and spicy reads, this cheeky Christmas ornament is perfect for book lovers who like their shelves — and their trees — a little bit naughty. Featuring an open book with blooming roses, it’s equal parts whimsical, sassy, and steamy. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite book bestie, surprising your book club, or adding a little spice to your own holiday décor, this ornament is sure to be a conversation starter. A perfect stocking stuffer or bookish gift

✨ For romantasy fans, spicy romance readers, and anyone who loves a little smut with their cocoa — this ornament makes Christmas way more fun.

Product Details:
- Design printed front only
- Material: 100% Ceramic
- Glossy finish
- Includes gold string for hanging

Care instructions: Wipe gently with soft, dry cloth, do not scrub.

Due to our product being made to order, we are unable to accept returns. Please contact me if you have any questions or if there is a problem with your order, we will make it right.

**Please note that due to the printing process, some edges of the design might get clipped off, resulting on a white edge around the design.**

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    $4.99 to United States, 43215

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