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Funny Jesus Watching You Sticker – Waterproof Vinyl Decal | Illustrated Religious Humor

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Add a dose of humor and personality to your favorite surface with this original illustrated Jesus sticker, featuring a playful design that says “I’m watching you!” Jesus points his left hand straight at you while his other hand gestures with two fingers toward his eyes – a classic “I’m watching” sign with a hilarious twist.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, cars, journals, skateboards, or anywhere you want to add some faith-inspired humor. Whether you’re looking for a funny religious gift or a unique way to decorate your stuff, this laminated vinyl sticker is sure to turn heads and spark conversations!
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Original Artwork – Hand-drawn design by me, not mass-produced
✔ Premium Quality Vinyl – Durable, weatherproof, and laminated for extra protection
✔ Waterproof & Fade-Resistant – Built to last indoors or outdoors
✔ Easy to Apply & Remove – Leaves no sticky residue
Available Sizes:
Small: 2.26"(H) x 3.50"(W)


Medium: 3.2"(H) x 5.00"(W)


Large: 5.48"(H) x 8.50"(W)


XLarge: 9.00"(H) x 14.00"(W)


Great For:
✔ Funny religious gifts
✔ Decorating laptops, water bottles, journals, or cars
✔ Adding humor to your home or office space
Made and ships from America

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  • Ships from: Arvada, CO

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Eduardo Sep 3, 2026

I love it!!!! Super happy :)

Eduardo Sep 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

franco Dec 13, 2025

Great quality. Perfect size. Awesome seller.

franco Dec 13, 2025

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