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Funny Hi-Vis Horse Riding Vest, Mind of a Toddler Slogan, Adult Equestrian Gift

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  • Materials: Polyester

A fluorescent riding vest with the slogan “He Might Be Big But He Has The Mind Of A Toddler... Anything Could Happen!” A humorous gift for a horse owner or riding friend who recognises the feeling.

DETAILS
• Bold black printed slogan
• Lightweight adult vest, worn over your usual riding clothes
• Choose your size and colour from the listing options

CHEST SIZES
S/M: 37–38.5 inches
L/XL: 45–46.5 inches
2XL/3XL: 48.5–51 inches

Allow space for jackets or other layers worn underneath. Message us before ordering if you need help with fit. Follow the garment care label when washing.

A birthday or Christmas gift for an equestrian friend. Check the delivery estimate before ordering for an occasion.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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Etsy buyer Jan 19, 2026

Perfect item that arrived quickly. Lovely gift, thank you!

Etsy buyer Jan 19, 2026

LittleLaserLoft
LittleLaserLoft ·

United Kingdom

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Listed on Sep 20, 2026