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Annual Marriage Performance Review - Anniversary Greeting Card
By Jenn
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Highlights
Celebrate love with a side of sarcasm! This funny anniversary card features the phrase “Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review.” Perfect for couples who don’t take themselves too seriously, this card adds humor to anniversaries while still showing your partner you’re glad they made the cut another year.
What’s Included
One funny anniversary card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – perfect for mailing or gifting
White envelope included
Front Text Reads
“Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review.”
Great For
Funny anniversary cards for husband or wife
Sarcastic love cards for partners or spouses
Couples with a sense of humor
Unique anniversary cards that stand out from the sappy ones
Why You’ll Love It
Playful and original wording
Perfect mix of love and sarcasm
A memorable way to celebrate an anniversary
Ideal for couples who appreciate humor in their relationship
Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available
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Order today to get by Oct 2-9
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Ships from: Somers, MT
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Looks great Fast shipping Love it Great quality As described Perfect gift Helpful seller
Well crafted and arrived quickly!!
My wife laughed and thought it was a good card. No better recommendation possible
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