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Annual Marriage Performance Review - Anniversary Greeting Card

Jenn Culp

By Jenn

PixelReverieCo ·

Somers, Montana

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

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  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Materials: Photo & imaging paper

Celebrate love with a side of sarcasm! This funny anniversary card features the phrase “Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review.” Perfect for couples who don’t take themselves too seriously, this card adds humor to anniversaries while still showing your partner you’re glad they made the cut another year.

What’s Included
One funny anniversary card printed on thick, premium cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Choose size options of either 4.25"x5.5" or 5"x7" – perfect for mailing or gifting
White envelope included

Front Text Reads
“Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review.”

Great For
Funny anniversary cards for husband or wife
Sarcastic love cards for partners or spouses
Couples with a sense of humor
Unique anniversary cards that stand out from the sappy ones

Why You’ll Love It
Playful and original wording
Perfect mix of love and sarcasm
A memorable way to celebrate an anniversary
Ideal for couples who appreciate humor in their relationship

Shipping Info
Ships within 1–3 business days from the USA
Packaged carefully to prevent bending
Bulk and wholesale orders available

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  • Cost to ship: $3.31
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  • Ships from: Somers, MT

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Reviews for this item

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5.0

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BreeAnn Sep 12, 2026

Well crafted and arrived quickly!!

BreeAnn Sep 12, 2026

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Wolfgang Sep 5, 2026

My wife laughed and thought it was a good card. No better recommendation possible

Wolfgang Sep 5, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ryan Aug 31, 2026

My wife absolutely loved the card! Knocked it out of the park.

Ryan Aug 31, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Crystal Aug 30, 2026

Perfect, as described, fast shipping.

Crystal Aug 30, 2026

PixelReverieCo
PixelReverieCo ·

Somers, Montana

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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11.6k sales
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2.5 years on Etsy
1 shop member

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Typically responds within a few hours

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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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