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Funny Christmas Chicken Card / He's Making a List Christmas Card / Funny Christmas Card / Funny Santa Card / Custom Christmas Card

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thegroovygorilla  
5 out of 5 stars
Arrives soon! Get it by Oct 5-9 if you order today
Oct 5-9

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  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

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INCLUDES
- A7 size (5”x7”) card printed on matte, high quality ivory/cream card stock
- A7 size ivory/cream self-sealing envelope
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DISCOUNT CODES
Purchase 4 or more cards and receive 20% off. Use the code CARDS20 at checkout. You may choose a combination of different cards. They do NOT have to all be the same card.READ THIS BEFORE ORDERING!

Etsy estimates the date you order will arrive if you order today, but it is just that ... an ESTIMATE. Planning in advance for when you actually need your card is always a good thing. Understanding the shipping options is extremely important.

OPTION 1 - For peace of mind, choose USPS Ground Advantage or Priority Mail. Either offers quicker shipping AND the ability to track your order. The Etsy estimated delivery time is usually accurate with this option.

OPTION 2 - USPS First Class Letter Mail, otherwise known as Snail Mail (think letter with a stamp and NO TRACKING). Whether this option is available is determined by the weight of your order. First Class Letter Mail tends to be slow. It can take anywhere from 7 days to 3 weeks from the ordering date for your order to arrive. Yes, that sounds ridiculous because it is, and I have no control over it. NO TRACKING means there is no way to tell where your order is, which means we are all at the mercy of the USPS. For peace of mind, quicker delivery and automatic tracking, choose one of the upgrades in Option 1.
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REFUNDS / REPLACEMENTS
Refunds or replacements for orders shipped via First Class Letter Mail will be honored if you have not received your order by 3 weeks of the date you placed the order. Refunds or replacements for orders shipped via Ground Advantage or Priority will be honored according to the Etsy estimated delivery time.
_______________

INCLUDES
- A7 size (5”x7”) card printed on matte, high quality ivory/cream card stock
- A7 size ivory/cream self-sealing envelope
_______________

DISCOUNT CODES
Purchase 4 or more cards and receive 20% off. Use the code CARDS20 at checkout. You may choose a combination of different cards. They do NOT have to all be the same card.

  • Order today to get by Oct 5-9
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $2.25
  • Ships from: Clinton, MS

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Reviews for this item

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4.9

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5.0 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Linda Sep 4, 2026

I get a kick out of this card. It is clever and beautiful. My daughter will love it. She raises chickens. Thank you.

Linda Sep 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

katie Aug 11, 2026

funny card! i love it

katie Aug 11, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Julie Jul 13, 2026

Exceeded my expectations! Would definitely recommend!

Julie Jul 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Cami Jul 1, 2026

Great quality. Came as pictured!

Cami Jul 1, 2026

thegroovygorilla
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thegroovygorilla ·

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