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I Choose Violence Shirt, Funny Duck Embroidered Tee, Comfort Colors 1717, Chaotic Meme Shirt, Cute Angry Duck Tee, Funny Animal Gift

PineSpiceBooks  
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This embroidered I Choose Violence duck t-shirt is for the unhinged, the feral, and the delightfully chaotic. Featuring a cute duck wielding a tiny knife, it’s the perfect mix of wholesome and mildly threatening — ideal for meme lovers, DnD players, and those who thrive in chaos.

Embroidered on a soft, vintage-style Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it’s cozy enough for everyday wear and funny enough to make everyone smile (nervously).

Garment Info:
• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for softness and vintage look
• Relaxed, comfy fit
• Embroidered design (~4.5" x 4.5") on chest
• Normal embroidery backing inside, softens with washes

Sizing & Policies:
• Unisex sizing, runs true to size
• If you’re between sizes, please size up for best fit
• Each item is made to order — I do not offer exchanges for size issues, so please check the sizing chart carefully before ordering
• I happily offer free and fast replacements for defective items — just message me with photos, I’m always here to help

Production & Shipping Times:
• Each shirt is embroidered to order
• Production time: usually 1–2 business days
• Shipping within the US: typically 3–5 business days
• Tracking always included

Embroidery Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out, gentle cycle
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not bleach or iron directly on embroidery
• Backing softens with time

About the Shop:
Thanks so much for supporting my small business! Every order is embroidered with love and stitched to order. I specialize in whimsical, cozy, and funny embroidered designs — message me anytime with custom requests.

📦 International Orders:
International customers are responsible for any customs duties, tariffs, or taxes charged by their country. These are not included in the item price or shipping cost and will be collected by your local postal or customs authority upon delivery.

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  • Order today to get by Jun 25-30
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $4.75
  • Ships from: Coppell, TX

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5.0

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(2 reviews)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Justin Nov 17, 2025

Nice quality and gery fun design

Justin Nov 17, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Bryndís Nov 5, 2025

Bryndís Nov 5, 2025

PineSpiceBooks
taylor
PineSpiceBooks ·

Portland, Oregon

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