Say goodbye to unprecedented times and hello to something refreshingly normal.
This funny New Year greeting card by Jones Street Press wishes your loved ones precedented times in the New Year—because haven’t we all had enough chaos?

Featuring bold, colorful typography and playful stars, this card delivers humor and hope for smoother, more ordinary days ahead. It’s the perfect choice for friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates clever sarcasm and real-world humor.

Whether you’re searching for a funny New Year card, a sarcastic holiday greeting, or a unique 2025 card, this witty design says it all with style.

Designed by Chrissy (who could use some precedented times) in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia.

ITEM DETAILS:

♦ Printed in the U.S.A.
♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h
♦ Paper: 120# Bright White FSC certified stock
♦ Envelope: Red square flap envelope
♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve
♦ Blank inside for your personal message
♦ Printing Method: Digital

Why Customers Love It:
✔️ Clever and relatable humor — perfect for post-chaos New Year wishes
✔️ High-quality paper and vibrant colors
✔️ Ideal for sending to friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves wit and sarcasm

SHIPPING:

♦ Ready to ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Mail.
Domestic orders can take up to 3-7 days.
International orders can take one to two weeks.

♦ Orders of one to three cards ship in a stamped envelope, with NO tracking. Orders of four or more will ship with tracking in a flat mailer.

♦ You may upgrade any order to shipping with tracking and packaged in a bubble mailer upon checkout. You may also upgrade to USPS Priority Mail for even faster service (which also includes tracking and is packaged in a bubble mailer).

♦ Great care is taken in packing to ensure the safest delivery possible.

Jones Street Press is not responsible for orders that are damaged/lost in the mail by USPS. If you are concerned about receiving your order, we highly recommend upgrading shipping.

FAQ:

♦ What happens if my card arrives damaged?
In the rare event you receive a damaged item, please snap a pic and send it to us within 48 hours of receipt. You can contact us via Etsy convo or email: chrissy [at] jonesstreetpress.com

♦ I'm an international client, can you ship to me?
Yes! We love our international clients! I REFUND ALL SHIPPING OVERAGES OF MORE THAN $1.

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