The Best Friendships Are The Ones That Make People Say Oh Dear God There Are Two Of Them | Funny Best Friend Card | Snarky Greeting Card

For the kind of friendship that should honestly come with a warning label. This card celebrates the chaotic duo that makes people question how the universe allowed you to meet. It’s equal parts compliment and public safety announcement — perfect for birthdays, best friend gifts, or any day you want to remind your partner-in-crime that you’re everyone’s shared nightmare (in the best way possible).

💬 TEXT ON CARD: the best friendships are the ones that make people say... "oh dear god, there are two of them?!"

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Every card is designed, printed, cut, folded, and packed in-house by a small but feisty team of paper nerds in Austin, Texas - one snarky card at a time. We print on luxe matte cardstock, pair each card with a recycled kraft envelope and a cute sticker, then throw it all into a clear sleeve like the overachievers we are. Most orders ship within 24 hours because waiting is for suckers.

Need more than one card? Of course you do. Check out the volume discounts and stock up like the stationery-hoarding menace you were born to be.

Need something tweaked, changed, or adjusted? Please message me BEFORE ordering so we can make it perfect together. Otherwise, I’ll have to hunt you down with a string of painfully polite follow-ups, and let’s be real - nobody wants that weird little dance.

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THE DETAILS

• Blank inside - ready for your message
• A2 size card measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded
• Printed on premium matte cardstock
• Comes with a kraft envelope
• Includes an envelope seal sticker
• Packaged in a clear sleeve

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HOW YOUR STUFF GETS DELIVERED

💌 STANDARD USPS LETTER MAIL (Free Option)
• 1 - 2 weeks (sometimes longer)
• Partial tracking - It’s not regular USPS tracking. It might say “delivered” before it actually shows up, or stay in “pre-transit” for days. Try not to panic, this is normal.

🚚 USPS GROUND ADVANTAGE (Faster)
• 2 - 5 business days
• Includes full USPS tracking

🚀 USPS PRIORITY MAIL (Fastest)
• 2 - 3 business days
• Includes full USPS tracking

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DISCOUNT CODES

💸 Buy more, save more
• 10% off 4+ cards — use code SWEET10
• 15% off 8+ cards — use code SWEETER15
• 20% off 12+ cards — use code SAVAGE20

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