Smells Like I’m a Scorpio Candle, Fall Candles Gift, Scorpio Gift, Zodiac Sign Candles, Funny Candles, Birthday Gift, Fall Decor Gifts,SS262

Name: Smells Like I’m a Scorpio Candle, Fall Candles Gift, Scorpio Gift, Zodiac Sign Candles, Funny Candles, Birthday Gift, Fall Decor Gifts,SS262
Brand: ScentsofSatireCo
SKU: 4385023027
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.2 (5 reviews)

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Designed by ScentsofSatireCo
Materials: Wax type: Soy
Sustainable features: recycled glass, vegan. Items may include additional materials or use methods that aren't considered sustainable features on our site. Learn more

🕯️ Smells like I’m a Scorpio — too hot to handle, too loyal to leave, and too real for your ego.
This candle is a whole Scorpio mood: confident, magnetic, and just dangerous enough to make life interesting. Perfect for astrology lovers who want their space to smell like main character energy and a hint of chaos.

🕯️ Scent Options
• vanilla bean: rich vanilla with a side of tonka bean & whipped cocoa — sweet, smooth, and a little extra
• comfort spice: brown sugar, cinnamon, and pralines — like a hug in candle form (minus the awkward arm pat)
• sea breeze: citrus, lavender, and cedarwood — basically, your personal ocean breeze, minus the seagulls
• honeysuckle: floral, bright, and just the right amount of fancy — honeysuckle, jasmine & a sandalwood finish
• eucalyptus lavender: eucalyptus and lavender with an earthy twist — because you deserve a spa day at home
• fresh balsam: balsam, eucalyptus, and fir — like a brisk walk in the woods without the bug spray
• pink grapefruit: zesty, tart, and a little sassy — like grapefruit, but without the bitter aftertaste
• spiced pumpkin ginger: pumpkin, ginger & fall spices — because your candle should smell as good as your sweater looks
• unscented: for when your presence is the only thing that needs to make a statement — no scent, just sass and flame

🎁 Perfect For:
• Sassy astrology gifts for her
• Scorpio birthdays or zodiac season
• Confident, no-apology women
• Self-love rituals with attitude
• Anyone who knows they’re the plot twist

The Vessels & More
the snarky amber glass jar candles:
• 4 oz. for quick wins and smaller spaces, approx. 25 hours burn time
• 9 oz. for an extended escapade, approx. 50 hours burn time
• vessel color: amber — classy but still got sass
• lid color: 4 oz black, 9 oz gold — stylish options for every size
• wax color: natural (no dyes) — authenticity at its best
• wick: cotton, lead and zinc free — only the good stuff
• wax: hand-poured organic soy wax, made in the usa — because local is better

Care Instructions
• keep your candle in sight when lit
• stay clear of children, pets, and flammable items
• trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn
• do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time

Shipping
• orders ship promptly — check listing for “arrive by” dates
• shipped via USPS first class mail from the us
• arrival times may vary, especially during holidays

Returns & Exchanges
• due to the custom nature of our candles, returns are not accepted
• if your candle arrives damaged or there’s an issue, please contact us and we’ll make it right

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Cost to ship: $5.99
Ships from: Newfields, NH

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