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❗ For UK customers, sizes 3XL to 5XL are only available in White, Black, and Sport Grey colors. We apologize for any inconvenience. ❗
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Check out our Im in Great Pain Racoon sweatshirt! This unisex crewneck is cozy, perfect for any occasion. Grab this cute aesthetic sweatshirt now for yourself or as a gift to your friends and family! For an oversized look, we recommend you get about 2 sizes above.

♡ ————————♡ About the product ♡————————♡

✨ Without side seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive;
✨ Ribbed knit collar with seam: ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape;
✨ 50% Cotton 50% Polyester: made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking.

📏 Size variance of up to 1.5 inches.

♡ —————♡ Tip to find your perfect fit ♡—————♡

- find the sweatshirt that you love the fit of it at home
- Lay it flat and measure it from armpit to other
- Compare to our size chart to make sure you get a similar fit!

Please allow for a margin of difference up to 1.5 inches, as they are manually measured.

♡ ——————♡ Care Instructions ♡——————♡

🎔 Please make sure to wash your garment before wearing to remove any pre-treatment residue applied before printing.
💧Machine wash: inside out, cold (max 30°C or 90°F);
💧Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
💧Hang dry (preferred) or tumble dry (inside out) on low if hanging is not an option;
💧Do not iron;
💧Do not dry clean.

♡ ——————♡ IMPORTANT! ♡ ——————♡

1. We accept cancellations within 2 hours of purchase and you will be refunded in full.
2. We will send you a replacement free or charge in cases of manufacturer defects or delivery errors such as lost mail or delivery to a wrong address not caused by customer input. You must send us proof (photos/videos) within 10 days of the delivery date so we can issue a replacement.
Please note that instances where the customer has provided an incorrect address are not covered by this policy.

🌸 We totally understand that dealing with returns isn't the most exciting part of shopping, especially when you have to send things back to our UK address. If you're ordering from overseas, like in the US, we know those shipping and customs costs can be a bit too much. So, we're kindly asking you to take a moment to double-check the size and colors of your product before placing your order. It's a small step that can save us both some hassle and keep our sanity intact. 😇
🌈 Colors may vary slightly in different screens so we recommend you to look at the items in at least two different devices. Please note that there may be a margin of error of up to 1.5 inches in sizing. By double-checking these details, we can avoid any potential issues and ensure that the item you receive matches your expectations.

We usually cannot ship to military (APO/FPO/DPO) or remote addresses due to carrier restrictions. In some cases, it might be possible with an extra fee, so please contact me before ordering.

♡ ———♡ Missig Parcels ♡ ———♡

Buyers are responsible for providing a secure delivery location for their orders. If your address has experienced delivery issues or theft problems, we recommend considering an alternative shipping address, such as that of a trusted family member or friend. However, if you believe your package has been stolen, please follow these steps:

1. Ensure the address provided is correct. Check with anyone else in your household and neighbors who may have received the mail.
2. Wait a few days - sometimes carriers prematurely mark the order as delivered and it only ends up showing up days later.
3. Reach out to your carrier directly or visit the post office. Provide them with the tracking number and request GPS coordinates for the delivery scan. If the package was misdelivered, the carrier can attempt to retrieve it and deliver it to you. If unsuccessful, please contact us with the missing item claim number/documentation within 5 days of the delivery date so we can issue a replacement.
4. If after completing steps 1 and 2 there is proof that the package has been delivered to your address (photo proof/GPS coordinates indicate delivery to your address) and you suspect theft, please file a police report for mail theft with your local police department. Once you provide me with the crime number, I will refund or replace your order!

These steps aren’t meant to make things difficult for you. With the rise in online scams since the pandemic, I need to protect myself as a small business owner rather than issuing immediate refunds to everyone. As much as I trust your word, these steps ensure we’re both protected and satisfied!

♡ —————♡ RETURN POLICY ♡ —————♡

1. The buyer must inform us of their intention to return the order within 14 days of receiving the goods. Once notified, we will send you the address to which you need to ship the item. Please note that you must ship to the address we provided you, and not the address written on the package you received.
2. Following the notification, the buyer has an additional 14 days to return the goods.
3. The buyer is responsible for covering the return postage costs and any applicable customs fees.
4. The returned items must be in their original condition, unwashed and unworn. You don't have to return the item in its original packaging, but you do need to make sure it’s packaged in a way that means it doesn’t get damaged.
5. The refund will be processed once we receive the items, and the above conditions are met.

Please note that we do not provide return labels. This is because our products are shipped from different partner printing houses around the world, not a single central location. Customers will need to visit their local post office to handle the return process, which includes purchasing a return shipping label and ensuring the package is sent to the correct address provided by us. If you are outside the UK, you will also need to complete a customs declaration form. We understand this may require extra effort, but it is necessary due to the complexities of international shipping and our distributed fulfillment process.

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to send us a message, we are here to assist you and provide any necessary guidance to ensure your order is accurate and fulfills your expectations 𓆩♡𓆪

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GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan, 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean