Funny Rude Pen: Sarcastic Novelty Stationery, Sh*t Show , Swear Pen, Coworker Gift, Black Ink, Fun Gag Gift, Gift for Him, Stocking, Teacher

Make stationery fun again with these hilariously mean pens – perfect for anyone who thrives on sass and sarcasm! Whether you're heading back to school, spicing up your desk, or gifting a friend who loves a good laugh, these novelty pens come with bold, cheeky phrases that say what everyone's thinking. Choose from a range of mean text options to suit every mood. A fun and functional gift for teachers, co-workers, students, or anyone who embraces the chaos of everyday life. Add some unapologetic attitude to your pencil case or planner – because life’s a shit show, and your pen should say so too.


Text on pen and colour:
- NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING -Dark Green
- HOT MESS EXPRESS - Light Green
- WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS - Amber Brown
- 💩 EMOJI - Nude Brown
- WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW - Beige
- MAYBE TODAY, SATAN - Light Brown
- Full set - 6 pens packed individually

‼️ Some colours or shades might vary!


POSTAGE:

We aim to make and dispatch all orders within 1–2 working days (Mon–Fri). If there’s ever a delay, we’ll update you via Etsy messages.
This item is shipped via Royal Mail 2nd class, aiming for delivery within 2 working days. Express shipping available. 
For direct delivery to recipients, please double-check the address at checkout.

While most parcels arrive promptly, please allow up to 7 days (Mon–Sat) for any possible delays. Royal Mail does not deliver on Sundays, bank holidays or local holidays.
Each box will be shipped in a protective postal bag to keep it safe and beautiful on arrival.
💌 Please note: If posting directly to the recipient, each item must be ordered separately with their specific address.

Thank you for letting us be part of your special moments. We’re here to help you celebrate in style and spread a little extra Positivi-TEA. 🫖✨

RETURNS POLICY:

We want you to love your purchase! If for any reason you’re not happy, please contact us via Etsy “Message Seller” within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be returned within 30 days.
We’ll provide a return address once you’ve contacted us.
*Please note that personalised items cannot be returned.
For peace of mind, we recommend a tracked return service. We cannot be held responsible for returns lost in transit.

ORDER AMENDMENTS:

Need to make a change? Message us within 1 hour of ordering and we’ll do our best to help. After 1 hour, changes may not be possible and could delay dispatch.