I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die Sticker, Funny Frog With Coffee Gift, Chaotic Meme Water Bottle Sticker, Unhinged Animal Humor

Featuring a chill frog holding a cup of coffee and saying “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die”, this sticker captures peak unhinged morning energy. Perfect for those who run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable thoughts. Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl — perfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anywhere you want to show off your silly side.

All stickers are printed on premium matte vinyl with a laminated covering for added protection.

Size- 3.00 x 1.75

Proper sticker care:
- Hand-wash recommended (if using on water bottle or mugs)
- Not intended for outdoor exposure
- Please apply stickers to a clean, smooth and dry surface
- NOT WEATHERPROOF – therefore not recommended for cars or other outside uses
- NOT FOR USE on powder coated or textured surfaces
- Stickers are NOT dishwasher safe.

Perfect for laptops, computers, notebooks, journals, water bottles, diaries, lockers, tumblers, tablets, gifts, binders, bulletin boards, clipboards, mirrors, planners, and scrapbooks.

I recommend leaving sticker on surface for 24-48 hours before getting wet to keep it looking it’s best, and to prevent peeling.

SHIPPING & PROCESSING:
- Free domestic shipping (in a colored stamped envelope)
- Processing time is 1-2 business days
- Domestic shipping typically takes 3-6 days

Upgrade shipping for $4.25(this comes with guaranteed tracking)

USPS often marks orders as delivered once they reach your local Post Office and not your mailbox. If your order is marked as delivered but you haven't received it yet, please allow a few more days for USPS to complete the delivery.

Please note that colors may vary slightly between digital screens and the physical sticker!

No returns or exchanges but if there are any problems, please contact us!

Please note that we are not responsible if stickers do not adhere to textured or powder-coated water bottles, as these surfaces are designed to repel materials.

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