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  • text that states "100% VINYL STICKER LAMINATED TO LAST LONGER WATERPROOF REMOVABLE, WON'T LEAVE RESIDUE USE ON: WATER BOTTLES, NOTEBOOKS, LAPTOPS, IPAD's, AGENDAS, AND MORE!" The text is written in a bold, red font and is located in the center of the image.
  • May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "MY AMBULANCE RUNS ON CAFFEINE AND SARCASM." The sticker is held by a hand, with a blurred background of a plant and a dark blue pot.
  • A person is holding a tablet device with various stickers on it, surrounded by books and a pair of sneakers.
  • A red can with a sticker that says "Having a Weird Sister Builds Character" is being filled with water from a faucet.
  • A pink tumbler with various stickers on it, including a hedgehog, a fairy house, and a vampire-like character.
  • a laptop with various stickers and stickers on its surface.
  • text that states "100% VINYL STICKER LAMINATED TO LAST LONGER WATERPROOF REMOVABLE, WON'T LEAVE RESIDUE USE ON: WATER BOTTLES, NOTEBOOKS, LAPTOPS, IPAD's, AGENDAS, AND MORE!" The text is written in a bold, red font and is located in the center of the image.
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Caffeine and Sarcasm Sticker | Funny EMS Paramedic Vinyl Decal

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Seller's description

Waterproof 100% Vinyl Glossy Sticker

Waterproof Vinyl Stickers | Custom Sizes | Durable, Laminated, Easy-Peel Decals

Keep your sense of humor on standby with this My Ambulance Runs on Caffeine and Sarcasm sticker — the perfect design for EMTs, paramedics, and first responders who run on coffee and chaos. This durable waterproof vinyl decal looks amazing on laptops, tumblers, planners, water bottles, or Kindles. Funny, relatable, and built to last through any shift, it’s a must-have for medical professionals and EMS crews who keep things running (and laughing) all day long.

Add some personality to your world with these high-quality 100% waterproof vinyl stickers — perfect for decorating just about anything! Each sticker is handmade with care, laminated for durability, and built to last without peeling, fading, or leaving any sticky residue behind.

S I Z I N G
Stickers are sized by the width:
✿ 4 inches
✿ 3 inches
(Choose your preferred size from the dropdown menu.)

M A T E R I A L S
These stickers are made from premium glossy vinyl and sealed with a clear, weatherproof laminate.
They're:
✔️ Waterproof
✔️ Scratch-resistant
✔️ Fade-resistant
✔️ Hand wash safe
✔️ Easy to peel and apply

W A T E R P R O O F
Hand wash only — NOT dishwasher safe.
Apply to a clean, dry surface for best results.
Stickers adhere best to smooth surfaces. Avoid rough textures that can cause edges to lift.
To clean, gently hand wash with cool to warm water and dry immediately.

P E R F E C T F O R
→ Water bottles
→ Laptops & tablets
→ Phone cases
→ Notebooks & journals
→ Skateboards
→ Helmets
→ Mailers & packages
→ Kindles
→ Anywhere you want to add some flair!

S H I P P I N G
📦 Shipping in Canada & the US

⏳ Orders are made & shipped within 1–4 business days
🇨🇦 Canadian orders can take 1–3 weeks
🇺🇸 US orders can take 2–3 weeks
Note: Once shipped, delivery is the responsibility of Canada Post. If your order hasn’t arrived within 30 days, I’ll resend or refund it — your choice.

N O T E S
• All stickers are designed, printed, and handcrafted by me
• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings
• Stickers come individually cut and ready to use
• Bulk inquiries welcome!

✨ Whether you're adding a little flair to your Hydro Flask, jazzing up your journal, or sending out a sticker love note, these waterproof vinyl stickers are made to go where you go — stylishly and stickily.

💬 Have a question or need a custom order? Message me anytime — I’m happy to help!

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Original Price: $4.44+

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 2-10
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 7 days
  • Cost to ship
    $3.73 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

Reviews for this item

2.7

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(2 reviews)

4.0 Item quality
4.0 Shipping
50% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sabrina Dec 7, 2025

Love it! It goes great with my other stickers on my water bottle!

Sabrina Dec 7, 2025

Response from Ashley

Thanks!

1 out of 5 stars 1 This item

Busy May 9, 2026

I never received this item after waiting FOREVER. I ordered it on April 6 with the intention of putting it in my card for a Paramedic graduation the first week of May.

Busy May 9, 2026

Seller's description

May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "MY AMBULANCE RUNS ON CAFFEINE AND SARCASM." The sticker is held by a hand, with a blurred background of a plant and a dark blue pot.

Waterproof 100% Vinyl Glossy Sticker

Waterproof Vinyl Stickers | Custom Sizes | Durable, Laminated, Easy-Peel Decals

Keep your sense of humor on standby with this My Ambulance Runs on Caffeine and Sarcasm sticker — the perfect design for EMTs, paramedics, and first responders who run on coffee and chaos. This durable waterproof vinyl decal looks amazing on laptops, tumblers, planners, water bottles, or Kindles. Funny, relatable, and built to last through any shift, it’s a must-have for medical professionals and EMS crews who keep things running (and laughing) all day long.

Add some personality to your world with these high-quality 100% waterproof vinyl stickers — perfect for decorating just about anything! Each sticker is handmade with care, laminated for durability, and built to last without peeling, fading, or leaving any sticky residue behind.

S I Z I N G
Stickers are sized by the width:
✿ 4 inches
✿ 3 inches
(Choose your preferred size from the dropdown menu.)

M A T E R I A L S
These stickers are made from premium glossy vinyl and sealed with a clear, weatherproof laminate.
They're:
✔️ Waterproof
✔️ Scratch-resistant
✔️ Fade-resistant
✔️ Hand wash safe
✔️ Easy to peel and apply

W A T E R P R O O F
Hand wash only — NOT dishwasher safe.
Apply to a clean, dry surface for best results.
Stickers adhere best to smooth surfaces. Avoid rough textures that can cause edges to lift.
To clean, gently hand wash with cool to warm water and dry immediately.

P E R F E C T F O R
→ Water bottles
→ Laptops & tablets
→ Phone cases
→ Notebooks & journals
→ Skateboards
→ Helmets
→ Mailers & packages
→ Kindles
→ Anywhere you want to add some flair!

S H I P P I N G
📦 Shipping in Canada & the US

⏳ Orders are made & shipped within 1–4 business days
🇨🇦 Canadian orders can take 1–3 weeks
🇺🇸 US orders can take 2–3 weeks
Note: Once shipped, delivery is the responsibility of Canada Post. If your order hasn’t arrived within 30 days, I’ll resend or refund it — your choice.

N O T E S
• All stickers are designed, printed, and handcrafted by me
• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings
• Stickers come individually cut and ready to use
• Bulk inquiries welcome!

✨ Whether you're adding a little flair to your Hydro Flask, jazzing up your journal, or sending out a sticker love note, these waterproof vinyl stickers are made to go where you go — stylishly and stickily.

💬 Have a question or need a custom order? Message me anytime — I’m happy to help!

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 2-10
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 7 days.
  • Ships from
    Canada
  • Cost to ship
    $3.73 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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KeyPopDesigns
Ashley
KeyPopDesigns ·

Montreal, Canada

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