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CHRISTMAS CUTOFF DEADLINES FOR CANDLES (to be delivered by December 24th, 2025):
STANDARD DELIVERY: December 9th
PRIORITY DELIVERY: December 12th

**Please use these dates as a guideline! These are the recommended order submission deadlines for delivery by December 24, but please be aware that due to potential shipping delays and issues with carriers, some orders may still experience delays.**

This candle is for the brave souls riding the emotional rollercoaster of the stock market like it’s a full-time personality trait. Featuring the phrase “Look at you mastering the stock market and shit” with the tagline “Smell that? That’s the scent of late-night trades, market swings, and mild regret,” it’s the perfect mix of confidence and chaos. A hilarious gift for traders, investors, and finance lovers who measure time in bull and bear runs. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or to celebrate finally being “up” for once. Light it up, watch your portfolio burn (in a good way), and pretend you’re in control.

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Add a delightful fragrance to any room and turn it into a safe haven from everyday hustle and bustle. These scented candles come in 9oz and 4oz jars to perfectly match your needs. Choose between 6 scents to achieve your desired effect or opt for the unscented candle if you need undisturbed ambience. All candles are compatible with ASTM safety standards, are made with 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick.

► Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glass jar
► Two sizes: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.3cm × 8.9cm) - burns 50-60 hours
2.3" x 2.5" (6 cm x 6.5 cm) - burns 20+ hours
► Glossy permanent adhesive label
► Choose from six different aromatic scents, or unscented!
► Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
► All scents have the same wax color
► Reusable glass vessel - this candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
► Eco-friendly and non-toxic - this scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

►CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Keep the burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
Orders will ship in 3-7 business days.

►RETURNS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
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