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Wish I Could Take Your Cancer And Shove It Up Trump's Fat Ass, Fuck Trump Gag Gift, Cancer Support, Chemo Gift, Cancer Awareness, Cheer Up

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  • Designed by Luminva
  • Materials: Wax type: Soy
  • Width: 3 inches
    Height: 3.50 inches

funny cancer support gift, cancer sucks, housewarming candle, 9 oz candle, funny candle, cute candle

⭐Embrace the soothing embrace of our Soy Natural Candle, where sustainability meets serenity. Treat yourself or surprise a loved one with a thoughtful gift that illuminates both the room and the soul.

⭐Candle Specs:
- 3.5 oz Candle (in a 4 oz jar):
Height: 2.75 in. Diameter 2 in
Burns 25-30 Hours
- 7.5 oz Candle (in a 9 oz jar):
Height: 3.5 in. Diameter 2.75 in
Burns 50-60 Hours
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Vegan, completely natural, and non toxic
- Made and assembled in the USA
- Care: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn near flammable items.

⭐Returns & Refunds:
Due to the nature of this item, no refunds or exchanges are possible. If there are any problems with your orders, please message me.

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  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Newfields, NH

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Reviews for this item

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4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(66 reviews)

4.8 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
4.9 Customer service
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Christine Nov 8, 2026

This got a good laugh from my friend who us battling cancer!

Christine Nov 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Amanda Oct 31, 2026

This was a gift but the person I sent it to loved it and said it smelled great!

Amanda Oct 31, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Lisa Oct 25, 2026

My friend who was just diagnosed for the second time got a good laugh out of it. That's just what I wanted for her.

Lisa Oct 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Rachel Oct 21, 2026

Sent as a gift, the receiver really loved it, made her laugh and brightened her day

Rachel Oct 21, 2026

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