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Price:CA$9.47

Birthday card - My precious LOTR Gollum

Name: Birthday card - My precious LOTR Gollum
Brand: theGeekyAlley
SKU: 4400774897
Price: 9.47 CAD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (34 reviews)

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Arrives soon! Get it by 20-24 Aug if you order today

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Designed by theGeekyAlley
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Delivery from Indiana! Shorter delivery distances are kinder to the planet
Materials: cardstock

It is a uniquely crafted birthday card perfect for expressing twisted affection with dark humor to friends, partners, or fellow Middle-earth enthusiasts, offering an instantly recognizable and amusingly sincere way to capture their heart.

Front of the card: “Happy Birthday, my precious!”
Inside the card: Blank

Features:
🗝️ High-quality print on thick, durable cardstock
🗝️ Plenty of space inside for your personalized message (or your own hissing phrases)
🗝️ Size: 5.5 x 4.5 inches
🗝️ Comes with a white envelope

This card is a little piece of literary wickedness—ideal for LOTR fans, those who appreciate dark humor, or anyone who believes in a truly soul-binding friendship. Send a note that is guaranteed to cause delightful fits of giggles.

Order today to get by 20-24 Aug
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Sent from: Lebanon, IN

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What buyers say, summarised by AI: Love it Perfect gift Looks great Great quality As described Fast delivery

5.0

(34 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

5.0 Delivery

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

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Gabby 11 Aug, 2026

Arrived on time and is such a perfect gift!

Gabby 11 Aug, 2026

5 This item

Lauren 10 Aug, 2026

Perfect, thank you so much for this card! My husband will love it!

Lauren 10 Aug, 2026

5 This item

Etsy buyer 06 Aug, 2026

Item came super quickly matched description, very happy with it. Thank you!

Etsy buyer 06 Aug, 2026

5 This item

Michele 04 Aug, 2026

This card is perfect! My husband loved it. There was an issue only with the US postal service - not the sellers fault at all. Quickly a replacement was sent (and arrived) as we could see the shipment sitting in the Indianapolis postal cycle. Wonderful cards and superior customer service ❤️

Michele 04 Aug, 2026