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Nope Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Sweatshirt for Introverts and Relatable Humor Lovers

FabricEmber  
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Highlights

At Fabric Ember, we craft everyday essentials using Bella Canvas and Gildan apparel — because great style starts with great fabric. Whether you're after a lightweight tee or a cozy sweatshirt, every piece is built with quality, comfort, and conscience in mind.

HOW TO ORDER:

Browse all photos for available colors and sizing details
Select your size and color from the dropdown menus
For custom items, enter your personalization in the box provided
Click Add to Cart and place your order
We'll begin production and have your item ready to ship within 1–3 business days


SIZING & FIT:
We use the Bella Canvas 3001 for T-Shirts and Gildan 18000/18500 for Sweatshirts — each chosen for their quality construction and comfortable wear.

All styles are unisex with a classic, retail fit
Women typically size down for a regular fit, or choose their usual size for a relaxed look
For an oversized or loungewear feel, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes
Please refer to the size chart in the photos before placing your order
For best results, measure a favorite item flat and compare


ABOUT OUR APPAREL:
Bella Canvas 3001 — T-Shirt
A fan-favorite for good reason. The 3001 is made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — lightweight, breathable, and perfect for layering. The classic crew neckline gives it a clean, versatile look that works for casual and semi-formal settings alike. The tear-away label keeps things comfortable against the skin.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism — 99% cotton, 1% polyester | Heather and Solid Blend — 52% cotton, 48% polyester | Athletic Heather and Black Heather — 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Bella+Canvas products are manufactured sustainably in the US and internationally — no sweatshops, ever. They are proud members of the Fair Labor Association and hold Platinum WRAP certification.

Gildan 18000 (Crewneck) & 18500 (Hoodie) — Sweatshirts
Built for warmth, comfort, and lasting wear. Both styles are made from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) that holds its shape wash after wash. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures top-tier durability, while the pearlized tear-away label keeps things itch-free.
The 18500 Hoodie also features a pouch pocket, color-matched drawcord, and a double-lined hood for extra style and structure.

Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors — 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet rigorous safety and environmental standards
Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, or right + left wrists


COLOR NOTES:
Colors may appear slightly different across screens and devices. We do our best to photograph each color accurately — please refer to the product photos for the closest representation.

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING:

Production time: 1–3 business days
Standard Shipping: 2–4 business days (after production)

Need it sooner? Choose Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout and message us before placing your order. Be sure to include your required date in the order notes.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
To preserve the quality and design of your garment:

Turn inside out before washing
Machine wash cold or warm
Avoid bleach
Do not tumble dry — hang or lay flat to dry for best results (heat may affect vinyl or printed areas)


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  • Ships from: Daly City, CA

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Reviews for this item

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(3 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Debra Apr 20, 2026

Love, love, LOVE this sweatshirt!! A BD gift for a friend of mine who never says "No" and whose favorite color is purple. Perfect!

Debra Apr 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Alison Apr 18, 2026

This top is fabulous. Beautiful colour, nice a fleecy inside and looks great on. Really pleased with it.

Alison Apr 18, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jen Mar 9, 2026

Love the sweatshirt! Very fast delivery.

Jen Mar 9, 2026

FabricEmber
FabricEmber
FabricEmber ·

San Francisco, California

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